Kithless ☆ Kitten

standing alone in the bus stop and farting a lot..... no law against it

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the worst thing about people who think they're funny but aren't isn't their actual lack of comedic skill...., it's that if you don't play along and act like they're fucking hilarious, they make out like YOU'RE the one with a problem?? which, ironically, IS quite hilarious....

i'm cooking here... literally and figuratively.....,

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it's like the middle of November rn..... which is basically the same thing as Christmas Day... if i walk by ur house and u still have Halloween decorations up im calling the cops!! >:(

Twilight animated series with two seasons already confirmed aND potentially two new Twilight books on the way??? ARE U JOKING i am beyond hype rn!! 🫨🤩🫨😍 i love the entire Twilight book/movie saga so so so much 🖤

eating crackers with tomato soup is literally just chips and dip.... when u really think about it.....

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guy who tries on socks 🧦 at the store before buying them

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petition to stop calling them 'dollar stores' and instead start using the phrase 'five & ten stores' again....,,, nickles and dimes? no. five to ten dollars? YEP THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! it's all very dismal ofc but moreso very accurate!!! LET'S CALL THEM FIVE & TEN STORES AGAIN! :D

bro '"boy moms''" are psychotic cuz tell me why this chick is saying, 'i have a SOUL CONNECTION with my son, i just KNOW he was meant to be my child' like yeah? obviously he was "meant" to be ur kid? u procreated & gave birth to him?? whose else would he be??? creepy bitch lmao

i have been oBSESSED with using brown sugar for my Irish breakfast tea lately instead of the usual white sugar ... really simple change but makes the cuppa taste sooo much nicer, a really well-rounded flavour balance 🤎

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it's called "'cargo"' cuz it's in the car..... and Going,

i can't believe there's still bitches in 2026 who post selfies CLEARLY WEARING MAKEUP with the audacity to caption them, 'today was definitely a no makeup day hehe' Like?? we can all fucking see, in full HD, that you're wearing makeup on your face…,which is fine… bUT WHY LIE??!

the scariest part of Halloween for me this year,,... is how sick my tummy feels from the large quantities of delicious treats i have been consuming!! ☹ how could this happen. how could the treats trick me that way,

Here be a lil photo slideshow of the Halloween decorations I made and hung up around my house this year! 🎃🦇👻

was trying to remember the phrase 'you gotta spend money to make money' but all my brain could come up with was 'you gotta spend money to spend money!' and i started laughing irl