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balya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@kitschhoff

plainscapist. barely literate ogre. #whoremembers. #adektwt. πŸŒ„

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Joined August 2010
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🧡πŸͺ‘ Threads of Arachneβ€”that Go Over-And-Under, Truly a Wonder! πŸͺ‘🧡 Since Twitter Moments is now not supported, I will just put my embroidery works under this thread. Each work has a glimpse on details, design process, and stitches being used (or if I forgot to add, just ask).
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Replying to @jakebrodes
Reminds me of Du Fu's "Early Autumn, Miserable Heat, Papers Piling Up" γ€Šζ—©η§‹θ‹¦η†±ε †ζ‘ˆη›Έδ»γ€‹ ζŸεΈΆη™Όη‹‚ζ¬²ε€§ε«οΌŒ 簿書何ζ€₯來相仍。 "I am about to scream madly in the office, Especially when they bring more papers to pile higher on my desk." Not the full poem, obviously, but πŸ˜‚
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whenever i have a bad day i always think of how to make the rest four hours of the day nicer, more enjoyable
Sahil Bloom (@SahilBloom) profile pictureSahil Bloom
@SahilBloomNov 4
Underrated life advice: Have a Bad-Day Protocol. Go for a walk. Eat something clean. Hit a workout. Take a long shower. Get to bed early. Whatever. You don’t need to solve every problem when you’re at your worst. You need a few moves that stop a bad day from becoming a bad week.
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I have SIX hours
balya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@kitschhoff) profile picturebalya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@kitschhoff22h
I love working white collar job and feeling aggressive towards other normal people
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I love working white collar job and feeling aggressive towards other normal people
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I have SIX hours
balya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@kitschhoff) profile picturebalya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@kitschhoffNov 5
whenever i have a bad day i always think of how to make the rest four hours of the day nicer, more enjoyable
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#NewProfilePic
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Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfineNov 4
it will be incredibly difficult for me to get even more woke than i already was but inshallah i shall persevere
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ؘ (@kuewtiau) profile picture
ؘ@kuewtiauNov 4
Aku sedih banget setiap konten tentang isu perbudakan di sumba lewat T____T
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😣😣@arradiseoNov 4
We were just saying thiiissss @kitschhoff
π–˜π–†π–™π–”π–—π–Ž (@oactober) profile pictureπ–˜π–†π–™π–”π–—π–Ž@oactoberNov 3
gapapa kok kalau suatu waktu kita berdialog lalu β€œoh iya ya.. bener juga, i think it slipped my mind, nice perspective tho” karena sejatinya tidak ada menang/kalah dalam diskusi yang sehat
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CalabazΓ­n@AlmohadaAmaril1Nov 4
Replying to @fmasistahood
I'M... A VOTER!
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chicmelon@chicmelon_Nov 4
Replying to @l0tswife
@l0tswife
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Nasi padang bear bandung be like Malah Dichubby
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? welcome back Atalanta
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 3
A groom had to beat his bride at Valorant before he could marry her The challenge was one of several tasks set by the bride and her bridesmaids
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A good banter consists of three elements: offense, tolerability, and humor. If it’s neither tolerated (subjective according to receiver; idiosyncratic to the relationship between the two party) nor funny, then it’s just rudeness. If it’s not offensive then it’s just a joke.
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d@IAmThe3xitOct 30
selalu ingat kutipan netanyahu "kalau kinerja kita 10 juta tapi gaji 5 juta konon sisanya bakal dikasi dalam bentuk rezeki yang lain"
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Just had creamy gochujang fettuccine and it was delicious and thought of this tweet
shreya (@shreyabasu003) profile pictureshreya@shreyabasu00320 Jan 2025
NYT recipes: Lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter gnocchi
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Kompas.com
@kompascomNov 3
Pedagang singkong asal Pekalongan, Andi Supriyatin, menangis saat memeluk anaknya seusai penahanannya ditangguhkan dalam kasus dugaan penghasutan terhadap penguasa umum terkait aksi 28 Oktober 2026. "Maafin ayah. Kita pulang ya, kita pulang," kata Andi Supriyatin saat memeluk anaknya. Sebelumnya, Andi ditangkap oleh Bareskrim Polri akibat dugaan tindak pidana penghasutan terhadap penguasa umum terkait aksi 28 Oktober 2026 di Jakarta. Dia juga ditetapkan sebagai tersangka dan ditahan. Adapun Andi mengikuti aksi 28 Oktober 2026 di Jakarta setelah bersepeda dari Pekalongan, Jawa Timur. Simak selengkapnya dalam video berikut ini! Penulis: Ahmad Zilky Video Jurnalis: Ahmad Zilky Penulis Naskah: Ahmad Zilky Video Editor: Ahmad Zilky Produser: Nursita Sari ~NJ #Peristiwa #Viral #demo #demo28oktober #pedagangsingkong #hukum #AndiSupriyatin
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luke castellan's scar 3.0 (@ausss3n) profile pictureluke castellan's scar 3.0@ausss3nNov 2
i just found out melanin and melatonin are different things.. i thought tinashe was singing about being black..
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this prabowo playbook
Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) profile pictureCartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHerNov 3
Today I wrote about a conspiracy theory that I actually believe: someone or something is trying to make Trump look gay before the election. Link in replies (free.)
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