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kitt

@kitticarus

“livin la video loca; comme si comme ça, ya know what I mean?”

Joined September 2012
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so ummmm what are you all doing for #dogeday like what’s the plan plz let me know #doge
I don’t think that @PopeyesChicken knows what “soon” means...
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So which part of the sandwich is Popeye’s out of, exactly?
lock broken on luitreenie bathroom @HaileeSteinfeld #HondaCivicTour also looking for hotdog
People are selling "eclipse glasses" on the street. $10 for a pair, and they'll throw in a fidget spinner. You may also go blind.
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If someone breaks into my car tonight I know that all they are going to take is my set of eclipse glasses. 🙄🙈😖😎
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Their license plates plates should say LUV2BRGL but there are too many letters and they probably don't have license plates
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They keep burgling
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All the abq criminals love to burgle
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I was Dale Evans once for Halloween.
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K nitter.cf/marthastewart/status/7…
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@MarthaStewart30 Sep 2016
This is an original Snoop Dogg painting, and Snoop gave it to me as a gift! Very nice, don't you think?
Image from Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)
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I whip a u-ey every single day.
I wonder how many Pokémon I have run over
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Jar jar 4 prezz
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This is my first tweet in over 10 years
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@BrittanyRegan12 LOL too sweet. Too much haha 😘you're already way cooler
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SPOILER ALERT: Kylo Ren has weird teeth.
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My 2yr old just told me that she was going to dunk on me 😅
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"Should we do that cool thing where we exit through the garage & leave it open?" @kitticarus
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I love you, dada, Paigey... And Yoda. -Penny
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