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Joined November 2009
Kim saved my life
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AFS er en anden verden, hvad fanden
im gonna start a new Bar-Goer’s Etiquette tweet series for young trans girls attending girls nights both at my bars and across the country bc a lot of u seem to just Not Know Shit, and that’s fine! but it’s a nightmare to serve you lol
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AFS er en anden verden, hvad fanden
im gonna start a new Bar-Goer’s Etiquette tweet series for young trans girls attending girls nights both at my bars and across the country bc a lot of u seem to just Not Know Shit, and that’s fine! but it’s a nightmare to serve you lol
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those places are all too loud for me to be there regularly
You’re supposed to become a regular at your favorite bar in the city. You know that right
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im genuinely about to start crying #discoelysium
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No way I'm paying for a cum stack, considering where I'm shooting
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io klarstrup retweeted
Asexuals who make less than $250k have no excuse. You have 2 extra hours of free time each day, but have nothing to show for ?
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I mog this
Replying to @SkyAsassino
Hecking woaw how lame of them
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I wasn't aware that Portugal has had leaders
Chinese people seem to be having a hard time grasping the fact that in the West don’t give a fuck about others mocking our past or even present leaders. We do it all the time ourselves. We don’t worship people here, especially not mass murderers.
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im bad at the drums because of Lars Ulrich
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bemærk at danmark er forenet foruden Nørrejyske Ø
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så har østjyderne været på endnu en flot betalt team building tur til byen
Okay what's happening? Is this just a thing we're doing rn?
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me and the girls
Daily Object #916: Bundle of Sticks
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Replying to @markamatony
Cis women are fake women because they're less oppressed than trans women
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DOBBELT A
Are the Belgians ok? 🥹
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miley there are thousands of dolls in the world
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight "I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex." "I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you." "I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing." "If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good." "I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude." "I like dicks as an aesthetic." "It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel." "Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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(and tens of them top)
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people with EDS on any given day of the week:
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