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UI programming by day, fighting crime in skin-tight spandex by night.

Oakland, CA
Joined September 2008
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You ever look at people and wonder if they're secretly you from the future? I wonder about that a lot.
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The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
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me recommending final fantasy games
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Sideshow figure/statues DOTD bit.ly/3Fs1H4e #ad
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If this is the end of Twitter, you all can find me on the GameFAQs message boards. ✌️
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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Shoutout to anyone else who first cried at a video game when they beat Link's Awakening
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"For the love of God," I scream after five beers when I just can't endure the sheer ignorance of my fellow partygoers anymore, "it's not Diddy Kong's Quest! It's Diddy's Kong Quest! Get it? Kong-Quest?"
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i hate to say it, Oh i hate to say it, but many of my wfollowers think that "Diddy's kong quest" is more important than the Mona Lisa.
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We might need glasses because these controllers look fuzzy. Follow and RT with #XboxSonic2Sweepstakes for a chance to win a Sonic 2 Xbox Series S Custom Console and Controllers. Age 18+. Ends 4/4/22. Rules: xbx.lv/3trqQWO
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Wordle 198 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
It's unbelievable how much my brain just completely shuts down once I have more than, like, five tabs open.
Normalize asking me if I want to add an extra waffle to my order of a churro waffle
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The only casting announcement for the Super Mario Bros. movie that makes absolute sense to me is Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong.
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some of y'all didn't grow up annoying your friends by insisting that you play golden eye on N64 in slappers only mode and IT SHOWS
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Good things that happened in 2018 1. Paddington 2 2. Scott Walker loses 3. ????
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I am beginning to think that I should stop flying Spirit Airlines.
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I *just* realized that in Heart's "Magic Man", they're singing "Come on home, girl" and not "Come on, Homegirl." This makes so much more sense.
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BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall
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Me at home: Illinois is a debt-ridden trash state Me away: Chicago, IL is the foundation of modern excellence. The bean is iconic. Our citizens thrive. Our rats can cook. We are the backbone of this nation. Debt point is valid. Others' lives r empty, having never known portillos
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The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen.
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