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nutritional expert of the EverymanHYBRID channel!!! check it out guys we're so cool and fun haha

New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2026
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﹗NEW PINNED !! evan myers rp account; ONLY the character ⤿ this is NOT meant to be taken seriously and is mostly silly stuff ⤿ talk 2 evan👀 knifevan.straw.page ⤿ admin is @zombieaholic #everymanhybrid
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𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫
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Replying to @knifevan
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i actually raise pigeons and take care of them, so you could say that. I'm not fully an expert tho, but i'd probably like seeing any kind of bird in a regular day
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// based on a canon fact about Evan btw🤗 pretty sure they talk about it in the UStreams
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whatever is the fluffiest one i believe
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who the hell typing
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I think people should follow me more because i post really fucking cool bird images
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everymanhybrid EvBit post got a hit tweet and half these people don't even know who the fuck are those characters, this is amazing
Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
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we are workshopping a new New Jersey scary guy. his name is Evan Pervert Myers. he touches butt. pls let us know what you think. thank you.
we are workshopping a new New York scary guy. his name is Halloween Hal. he lives in the basement of the Capitol Building and is a Libra. pls let us know what you think. thank you.
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@knifevan can you fix ao3 @knifevan do somehting
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this actually happened dude i Can confirm
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Yeah okay thanks
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i wanted to draw myself // practice rendering.. guh
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i know a bunch of people who could have sent this and i'm gonna find each of you
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1 - Fuck you 2 - Love you too
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1 - fuck this is so scary don't EVER do that again 2 - yes🤗🤗 always up to play some just dance even if I get my ass beat there
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Like okay killing myself now
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everytime someone pisses me off i'm gonna @ HABIT like i'm summoning a pokemon
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