my gran texted me this evening to ask me what the human body's biggest organ is and I thought she was cheated in a pub quiz, but it turned out she was watching TV and thought the host said it was the chin #watchingquizshows #havingamassivechin

I don't know what to vote #televisedsport #reecewalshgetshisshortspulleddown

if you're looking for more films like the one about The Queen why not watch the one about Cynthia Payne #watchingitvx #thequeen #notthequeen

decided to try out twitter's new way of displaying photos on zoo animals other than giraffes seeing as it's #WorldAnimalDay so here's a monkey in a tree, a red panda climbing a post and okay it's another giraffe #tallskinnyphotography #wheresdavidattenborough

what about a pheasant #WorldAnimalDay #notapheasantplucker #wheresbilloddie

this is why gnomes are banned from the Chelsea flower show #PotteryThrowdown

watched The Chelsea Detective. everyone's got a cheeseplant #thechelseadetective #havingacheeseplant

look at this boat #goingtotheseaside #wherescaptainbirdseye

remember when my family thought we were Greek and then we researched our family tree and found out we were actually 1/64 German #GREGER #wheresmichaelballack

mashed potato for tea #mashedpotatoseason

happy #WorldAnimalDay everyone #niceseagull #wheresbilloddie

the log ness monster spotted outside Billy Butlin's house #goingtotheseaside #lognessmonster #billybutlinshouse

still watching The Split Up. we've got an actual sighting of the 'oh no there's only 1 bed' thing outside fanfiction #TheSplitUp

who knew they got a garland of sweets #parmaviolets #televisedsport #passthelovehearts #watchingrugby #notbowls

look at this chunky seagull #wheresbilloddie