
ann, you poetic, noble land-mermaid ✨ red wine supernova muse header by @mravadaniels twenty-two. eurozone dweller.
Joined September 2023
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☆ hey gang i'm rook (22, she/he) 🤗
☆ i mostly tweet about: snl, parks&rec, veep, tina fey and amy poehler, hacks, sitcoms in general and whatever shows i'm watching at any given moment 🪩
☆ ask me about: book/music recs, 70s and 00s snl, card solitaire 🧩
laraine newman kind of altered the trajectory of my life when she said "of course at nineteen i thought my life and career were over" like oh. yeah. of course at NINETEEN i THOUGHT my life and career were OVER
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just saw the devils you guys. I can't believe father grandier would make those poor innocent nuns get possessed by the devil but at least they got him in the end 🙏
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Too stupid to consider myself part of filmtwt so im just calling it movietwt which is where I watch movies and smile then tweet about them
this winter i will be remaking the laraine newman merry christmas please don't call except this time it will deal more psychic damage #affirmations
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on ig there's a politically conservative goth-leaning failed-novelist-turned-substack-essayist with all the rhetorical stylings of elizabeth holmes who sounds insanely petty and resentful every time she opens her mouth and i sincerely believe god put her on this earth to annoy me
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listening to chevy's girls with someone who's hearing it for the first time is so special like yeah of course you would laugh at 'i know this shouldn't be said / i wish his girlfriend were dead / her tragic accidental death i scheme and plot' it's just the best song ever!!
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since everybody and their mother is suddenly veepmaxxing
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The veepvival ringing in Woke 3... may the memory of Our Dear Leader Amy Brookheimer prevail. And may the s6-7 writers rooms pay for their crimes against women

















