Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz) header
Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz) profile picture

Kurtis MacDonald

@koitiz

i don't tweet much so don't bother following me

 Alberta, Canada
nitter.cf/koitiz
Joined October 2008
  • Tweets2.8K
  • Following195
  • Followers62
115Media
Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)Photo by Kurtis MacDonald (@koitiz)
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
chloe 🫧 (@echochlo) profile picture
chloe 🫧@echochloFeb 8
ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow
88
2,667
119
26,065
663,913
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Western Hockey League (@TheWHL) profile picture
Western Hockey League
@TheWHL8 Mar 2025
THE STREAK LIVES. With a powerplay assist, Gavin McKenna has the longest point streak in modern WHL history with 78 points in 36 games. He surpasses the 35-game marks set by Connor Bedard and Logan Stankoven in 2022-23! @tigershockey | @NHL | #NHLDraft | @CHLHockey
35
6
201
23,404
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion16 Aug 2022
Report: Nothing Beats Seeing Yankees Lose At Home bit.ly/3pjrQcK
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
22
174
53
1,325
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) profile picture
Down Goes Brown@DownGoesBrown21 Feb 2021
Imagine trying to explain this whole image to a hockey fan one year ago. “This is from a regular season NHL game in 2021.”
out of context hockey (@hockeycontext) profile pictureout of context hockey@hockeycontext21 Feb 2021
Image from out of context hockey (@hockeycontext)
14
62
4
716
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) profile picture
Down Goes Brown@DownGoesBrown10 Oct 2019
Imagine a world where right now the Lightning and Leafs were in their rooms being told "These guys think they can run-and-gun with us, we've got more skill, let's really light it up in the second" instead of being yelled at for playing an entertaining period.
19
48
6
535
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Ellipsis (@EllipsisGoblins) profile picture
Ellipsis@EllipsisGoblins6 Feb 2019
0118 999 881 999 119 7253 RT if you know why this is the funniest number ever.
6
10
1
15
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Mario Marathon (@MarioMarathon) profile picture
Mario Marathon@MarioMarathon26 Jun 2011
#MarioMarathon day 2 total: $53,067.01 raised for @CPCharity. Plz RT for prize drawing.
1
119
7
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) profile picture
Down Goes Brown@DownGoesBrown1 Apr 2011
Breaking: The Pittsburgh Herald is reporting that Nazem Kadri does not own Tim Thomas.
14
1
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
rob delaney (@robdelaney) profile picture
rob delaney
@robdelaney12 Jan 2011
If there were a drug that got me as high as attention gets Sarah Palin, I'd shoot it into my neck & build a pyramid.
160
105
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
chipmunk 🐿️ (@NathanAAA) profile picture
chipmunk 🐿️@NathanAAA9 Jan 2011
@KaylaMAbbott @PennJillette @MrTeller http://www.novamov.com/video/iyua07uqyxz16 THE WHOLE SHOW!! ;D
20
35
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Chemmy (@felixpotvin) profile picture
Chemmy@felixpotvin14 Oct 2010
Introducing the "Days Since Carey Price Won At Home" Clock. Enjoy! #Habs #Leafs #Bruins #NHL http://sbn.to/cJs9ZW
22
2
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Mario Marathon (@MarioMarathon) profile picture
Mario Marathon@MarioMarathon27 Jun 2010
PLZ RT #MarioMarathon 3 after 48 hours $32,000 raised for @CPCharity - Watch LIVE at www.mariomarathon.com
80
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
rob delaney (@robdelaney) profile picture
rob delaney
@robdelaney1 Jun 2010
It's crazy to think that something as wonderful as sex can lead to something as terrible as a child.
1
109
343
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Brad Gagnon (@Brad_Gagnon) profile picture
Brad Gagnon@Brad_Gagnon19 May 2010
Last 164 minutes of hockey: Flyers 13, Bruins/Habs: 0. Shots on goal: Flyers 68, Bruins/Habs 69.
9
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Kevin Allen (@ByKevinAllen) profile picture
Kevin Allen@ByKevinAllen19 May 2010
The Flyers have out-scored Montreal 8-0 in the first 100 minutes of this series. Michael Leighton is doing what Halak was supposed to do.
5
1
I'm on fire!
100
3
12
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) profile picture
Down Goes Brown@DownGoesBrown10 May 2010
Re: Salo. "Ruptured testicle" must be the second worst injury any athlete can suffer. First place: two ruptured testicles.
14
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
James Cybulski (@JamesCybulski) profile picture
James Cybulski@JamesCybulski17 Apr 2010
theodore hasn't helped montreal this much since winning the hart and vezina in 2002.
7
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) profile picture
Down Goes Brown@DownGoesBrown11 Apr 2010
I'd like to thank the NHL's innovative point system for somehow making overtime of a crucial game meaningless.
8
1
Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
Adam Savage (@donttrythis) profile picture
Adam Savage
@donttrythis27 Feb 2010
Mrs donttrythis: (@jseadub) "I feel like, if we just listened to Bob Dylan ALL the time-- life would just be a happier place..."
18
11
Load more