@kolade000000
Joined November 2018
kolade retweeted
I thank God everyday i didn’t inherit the Nigerian mind
one thing I about respect and love about Nigerian men is that the first thing they think about when getting money is spending it on beautiful women, nothing else concern them except bagging baddies and it’s consistent across the board. every age group, every tribe, every religion.
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Coordinator, Osun state, senator Ademola Adeleke.😂😂
Behold the new APC presidential campaign list.
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If you cannot show me a song from your tribe dated back dedicated to the headtie, then you are nothing to a culture vulture. This is GELE.
This is ICHAFU , invented and made by the Igbos in Igboland.
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kolade retweeted
Oyibo go set exam for 2hrs, you go finish in less than 30 mins, come outside dey wonder if na play them dey play say real exam never start.
Schooling here na culture shock. Oyibo dey talk over lecturer, the man pause deh listen. Me with ptsd from Nigerian university dey one corner dey observe.
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Ghe ghe e too dey intelligent 😂😂😂😂
Lagos big boy crashes out after spending over ₦60million on his ex within 5 months of their relationship, only for her to che@t on him💔
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One day we will have an uncomfortable conversation about geh geh.
Lagos big boy crashes out after spending over ₦60million on his ex within 5 months of their relationship, only for her to che@t on him💔
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Geh geh is the greatest of all time 😂😂😂
Replying to @Hybrid_Ola
Baba won personalize toto😂😂
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Replying to @Hybrid_Ola
Baba won personalize toto😂😂
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kolade retweeted
Lagos big boy crashes out after spending over ₦60million on his ex within 5 months of their relationship, only for her to che@t on him💔
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Lmaoooo find your set go front….. say na bring! Dfkm
Burna Boy is so fine 🙈🙈 Attitude yi noni but bring 🤣
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kolade retweeted
One thing I love about the medical field is how frame 2 alone can tell you everything you need to know about what's wrong.😅
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I love the way Chinese treat animals. If you mess up, you’ll collect in front of camera. No one is forming saint.
Çin’de iki köpeğin birbirine kızmasından sonra birinin sahibini ısırmasıyla ortalık savaş alanına dönüyor. Kızının ısırılmasına sinirlenen anne, terliğini ayağından çıkardıktan sonra köpekler için özür dileme vakti çoktan geçmiş oluyor.
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kolade retweeted
Çin’de iki köpeğin birbirine kızmasından sonra birinin sahibini ısırmasıyla ortalık savaş alanına dönüyor. Kızının ısırılmasına sinirlenen anne, terliğini ayağından çıkardıktan sonra köpekler için özür dileme vakti çoktan geçmiş oluyor.
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No matter your crime, Nigerian police will arrange gun props for you.
On December 20, 2019, Josephine Cynthia Onche was declared missing by her family, just days before her scheduled wedding. Josephine, a 45-year-old officer of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, was preparing to marry her fiancé, Christopher Akpan. The wedding had been fixed for December 29. According to reports, Josephine had travelled to meet Akpan shortly before her disappearance. She was expected to return home, but she never did. Her family initially tried to contact her and later reported her disappearance to the police. As investigators began looking into the case, attention turned to Akpan, who was reportedly the last person known to have been with her. Akpan was eventually arrested and maintained that he had nothing to do with Josephine’s disappearance. He told investigators and journalists that he had been in Akwa Ibom and had remained there after Josephine left. But investigators continued tracing Josephine’s final movements. Her last known communication reportedly led them to the residence of a native doctor, Afolabi Akin Rafiu, in Adum, Obi Local Government Area of Benue State. By the time investigators began searching for him, the native doctor had reportedly left the area. He was eventually arrested in Ogun State. During interrogation, Afolabi allegedly told investigators that Josephine had been brought to him by Akpan as part of a plan to use her for a money ritual. He alleged that on the night of December 19, 2019, Akpan brought Josephine into a forest and told her that they were going there for a ritual. According to Afolabi’s account, Josephine was asked to kneel down for prayers. He then alleged that Akpan produced a gun and shot her in the head. Afolabi further claimed that Josephine’s blood was collected in a calabash before the two men buried her body in a shallow grave. The allegations led police back to a forest in Adum on May 27, 2021 — approximately 18 months after Josephine disappeared. There, investigators reportedly discovered human remains buried in a shallow grave. The remains were identified as those of Josephine Cynthia Onche. Akpan continued to deny the allegations against him, insisting that he loved Josephine and had been preparing for their wedding. He also denied contracting the native doctor to carry out a ritual and rejected the allegation that he was responsible for Josephine’s death. The case therefore rested on conflicting accounts: Akpan’s continued denial, and the allegations made by the native doctor who led investigators to the location where Josephine’s remains were found. What began as the disappearance of a woman preparing for her wedding had, 18 months later, become a m#rder investigation involving her fiancé, a native doctor, and a shallow grave in a Benue forest. Josephine Cynthia Onche never made it to her wedding day.
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kolade retweeted
You would protect your sisters by ensuring they are home by that time but since we're online, whatever men can do, women can do better.
A responsible man can be outside by 1am, but a responsible woman can’t be outside by 1am. You go fear analogy.
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kolade retweeted
“I told my big bro I’ve been struggling to find the right woman to marry, and he asked me a simple question: ‘When was the last time you spoke to a girl in broad daylight?’ You can’t be a responsible girl and still be outside by 1 a.m.” —Mayorkun
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kolade retweeted
They still can’t catch up even with Shakira and FIFA tax
🚨The Top 50 Most streamed Nigerian artists on Spotify (all credits): #1. Wizkid — 11.91B #2. Burna Boy — 11.19B #3. Rema — 6.8B #4. Tems — 6.38B #5. Asake — 4.5B #6. Ayra Starr — 4.36B #7. Davido — 4.22B #8. OMAH LAY — 3.78B #9. CKay — 3.1B #10. Fireboy DML — 2.75B #11. BNXN — 2.29B #12. Seyi Vibez — 2.11B #13. Mr Eazi — 2.1B #14. Kizz Daniel — 1.82B #15. Olamide — 1.82B #16. Victony — 1.59B #17. ODUMODUBLVCK — 1.56B #18. Ruger — 1.29B #19. Young Jonn — 1.22B #20. Oxlade — 1.14B #21. Shallipopi — 1.06B #22. FOLA — 1.04B #23. Joeboy — 1.01B #24. Adekunle Gold — 1B #25. Tiwa Savage — 948M #26. melvitto — 869M #27. Sarz — 866M #28. Bella Shmurda — 843M #29. Zlatan — 816M #30. Mavo — 805M #31. Lojay — 803M #32. Maleek Berry — 775M #33. Zinoleesky — 747M #34. Tekno — 710M #35. Wande Coal — 705M #36. Tempoe — 667M #37. Gabzy — 658M #38. P-Square — 625M #39. Patoranking — 606M #40. FAVE — 599M #41. Runtown — 560M #42. DJ Tunez — 541M #43. Nathaniel Bassey — 537M #44. Pheelz — 523M #45. Ayo Maff — 516M #46. Phyno — 515M #47. 1da Banton — 504M #48. Tml Vibez — 490M #49. Mohbad — 487M #50. Blaqbonez — 484M sourced via @chartmastersorg
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Omo make she drink am Na wentin me self drink today Comot here with this fake tears nigga
Got home to see my mom drinking garri because there's no food in the house, my heart broke and shattered into pieces. I've been crying since then 💔😭
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Wike succeeded in making PDP candidates step down for APC candidates. The APC candidate will win in Rivers state but somehow you want me to believe he doesn’t have his sight on 2031
VIDEO NEWS UPDATE: FCT Minister Nyesom Wike is currently meeting with APC and PDP stakeholders from the FCT, including candidates from both parties, at his Abuja residence.
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kolade retweeted
“You can’t be doing illegal work. You can’t come to a school road and start apprehending and harassing parents who are dropping off or picking up their children. You’re supposed to work on federal roads, yet you’ve come into the streets.” ~ A man confronts a Delta State Traffic Management Authority (DESTMA) officer for leaving the federal road and operating on a street.
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