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Thus the light rains, thus pours, e lo soleills plovil The liquid and rushing crystal beneath the knees of the gods.

Joined August 2025
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André Chénier at Seebühne, during the Bregenz Festival in Bregenz, Austria (2011)
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Beim Himmel, dieses Kind ist schön!
So etwas hab ich nie gesehn.
Sie ist so sitt-und tugendreich, Und etwas schnippisch doch zugleich.
Der Lippe Rot, der Wange Licht, Die Tage der Welt vergeß ich's nicht!
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Replying to @FishboneHarp
Men be like "I HAVE A RIGHT TO SCREAM AT YOU! BC MY LIFE IS BUSY!" nigga so fucking what so is mine lmfaoooo
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do not refuse his embrace
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Let's go back to the very beginning:
I have no idea what the mr STAR debate is about at this point, no idea what each side is arguing at all and I am definitely not going to read all of that.
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“Have you seen what Padawans are wearing around the Temple now? Just the other day I saw a togruta girl in the sparring chamber with nothing but a miniskirt and bra on. And I’m over here sweating in these robes.” “And don’t even get me started on Master Secura filming herself.”
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despite his adversarial position in the western canon I find soylent-jack to a largely sympathetic almost zagreus-like figure in that he is one who is endlessly torn apart and remade by the very systems that feed on him again and again as to sustain them.
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"There must be some mistake you HAVE to take me to jail! I KILLED and ATE my neighbors!!" "Yeah, on Free Kill & Eat Your Neighbors Day"
My cousin’s son’s friend’s father is a government insider, You need to start roasting your neighbours like a succulent pig over an open flame ASAP
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why would i make a twitter account? i couldn’t come up with a “tweet” if i tried. pic unrelated.
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bathcat tier death
Florida dad, 31, drowns trying to save tangled seagull in Panama City Beach trib.al/JPXxff9
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I hate Terrifier but criticizing it for solely being "mean spirited" is the wrong angle, its bad because outside of the costume design of Art the Clown and the gore effects its basically a Brazzers level production in terms acting, cinematography, and storytelling. It leaves a had taste in your mouth because its "pornographic" but only in the sense of how bare bones and immediately gratifying it is.
There is horror and then there is just mean-spirited torture slop. Terrifier may be a beacon of indie film ingenuity, but it's far too pointless and bleak for my taste.
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Mean spiritedness and cruelty is good in horror we need more of that and not less of it, but it should be presented smartly.
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despite his adversarial position in the western canon I find soylent-jack to a largely sympathetic almost zagreus-like figure in that he is one who is endlessly torn apart and remade by the very systems that feed on him again and again as to sustain them.
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"There must be some mistake you HAVE to take me to jail! I KILLED and ATE my neighbors!!" "Yeah, on Free Kill & Eat Your Neighbors Day"
My cousin’s son’s friend’s father is a government insider, You need to start roasting your neighbours like a succulent pig over an open flame ASAP
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corkscrew penis having male duck vs labyrinth vagina having female duck polemics
Another way men are better than women: the male fantasy is all the women in his harem getting along; woman prefers for multiple men to fight over her.
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when the breakdown of monogamy is initiated the biological imperative for the male becomes perfecting rape and the female perfecting cuckolding, respectively.
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