Jamie Dimon Absolutely Hates The Idea of People Running Their Own Bank at Home, Argues They Shouldn't Own Bitcoin Nodes
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It's just not interesting to put your money on an asset whose price follows a power-law vs. time (P ∝ t^n) since genesis, with 96% precision.
I guess he wants life changing overnight.
Grok: "A high-speed nose-down crash shreds a light business jet like the Palm Beach Learjet into small pieces. Most of them end up in the crater, burned, or scattered around the site. It is not vaporized. This matches other fast impacts, and investigators recover the wreckage."
I should just shut up, wait for SPCX stock to go to $300 USD each, and sell a share to buy an Apple TV 4K.
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Anyone seeing this that keeps bitcoin on the exchanges in the first place, has done zero homework, pays zero attention to what you say, and if this finally gets them to do anything, will probably think the only way to do it is to convert their bitcoin to fiat, THEN move it off.
Less than 48 hours ago there was a big drop in bitcoin price, because... wait for it... a bitcoin exchange had bad news. #historyrepeats 12 years later after my tweet
Less than three months ago there was a big drop in bitcoin price, because... wait for it... a bitcoin exchange had bad news. #btcchina
This is actually better than a simple "keep your money off exchanges" message, though.











