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kresge

@kresge

Sometimes

 Dallas, Pennsylvania
Joined April 2008
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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57 degrees at the @SFGiants game and there are "men" wearing down jackets.
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How to make men's skin care products: 1) take women's products 2) paint the bottles black & gray using shoe polish 3) write FOR MAN ONLY
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Huell & kuby one more time
Image from Lavell Crawford (@Lavellthacomic)
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a little over 12 hours until LOW WINTER SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Went to the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame and Rolling Stone jumped me with ELVIS WAYNE sike its Madam Ts Wax
Image from Chuck D (@MrChuckD)
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Pirates manager Danny Murtaugh enjoys a chew during a 1970 game against the Astros:
Image from SI Vault (@si_vault)
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The word “electrocute” is only accurate if the person dies (electro + execute). If they survived, they weren’t electrocuted.
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Brad Pitt in WORLD WAR Z: 49 years old. Wilford Brimley in COCOON: 49 years old.
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Smoothie Master: A Crazy Chef Adventure by TabTale LTD itun.es/us/14tnM.i
Good news! If your bellybutton is pierced, you can just reach down, pull that shit out and throw it in the trash. Nice n' easy!
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In Big, does Tom Hanks fuck that lady?
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It's a wrap: Fans flock to Scranton for "The Office" party cbsn.ws/124sbhY
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Throwback Thursday? I don’t give a shit about you now; why would I care about you when you were 14?
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If there's anything better on twitter than @JoseCanseco I don't even want to know about it
Lotta Monday morning quarterbacking today from people who were bad at sports in high school.
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