kumee

DMs like this never fail to entertain me

guh

I am constantly interlocking my hand with my toes while sitting at my desk. IT'S SOOTHING I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYONE TELL ME OTHERWISE

LOOK AT MY MOM'S SETUP SHE HAS ALL MY MERCH I-

woops I stayed up too late

My mom called me to show she installed some new shelves- and it’s decorated with ALL my merchandise 😭💚 SHE HAS A SHRINE !!!!

HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH

I AM A VERY HAPPY BIRD THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING SO AWESOME AND GIVING ME A CHANCE EVEN IF I CAN BE A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK. THANK YOU 😭💚

why is it I'm tired ALL day, then the moment it's late I'M WIDE AWAKE??

Me: Oh let me go read the comments on the debut highlight! I'M CRYING LAUGHINGHAHAGHFAHJ

Toilet bowl water is surprisingly warm

just wiped my ass and there was zero friction..

HOW DARE YOU EXPLODE MY ART ANYWAYS TAKE A BITE PLEAAAASE

I hate big lights I HATE THE BIG SHINY BRIGHT WHITE LIGHTS IN MY BATHROOM AND ON THE CEILING, I AM TEAM SMALL LIGHTS NIGHTLIGHTS MOOD LIGHTING LAMP YOU TURN ON BIG EVIL CEILING LIGHTS IN MY PRESENCE AND I WITHER AWAY AND HIDE