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Kyle T

@kylet___

Finance and markets with a high dose of sarcasm. Tweets are opposite of advice.

 Seattle, WA
Joined February 2017
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A+ timing on this EightSleep email I got today
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The same day Obama was out gaslighting the public about political polarization in this country, he was stumping for someone who had a pro-9/11 surrogate. Country over party is so rare these days.
Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) profile pictureEyal Yakoby
@EYakobyNov 2
Haley Stevens: “I don't like seeing the Democratic nominee standing with a person who said America deserves 9/11.”
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Claude quickly took my golf app data and made it into a little cool map. Im your guy for west coast golf tips
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Incomes not keeping up this year... Yeesh
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So ~30% of everyone's budget is going to healthcare costs
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This was a cool chart: monthly dispensations between growth/value have been much more volatile since Covid, something not seen since the .com bubble
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Dispersions*
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A natural occurrence in our ecosystem: the smoothbrains immediately come out of the woodwork within minutes of any major news item/tragedy
carl (@warmcanofbeans) profile picturecarl@warmcanofbeansNov 1
Plane hits the ground at or close to 1000 mph and these fucking morons are asking where the wreckage is
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Level flight at 35k feet to hitting the ground all within 60 seconds. Terrible
Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) profile pictureFlightradar24
@flightradar24Nov 1
Replying to @flightradar24
The Learjet departed Austin at 15:37 bound for the Bahamas, climbing to a cruising altitude of 41,000 feet. At 17:35 near Naples, FL, the aircraft began a descent down to 35,000 feet. At 17:48, the aircraft briefly climbed, before entering a steep, righthand descent.
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NFL can be so hilariously bad at times
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0 passing yards and a win
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The Big 10 had a commercial yesterday showing a map of the schools that highlighted the stupidity of the conference realignments. Visiting fans aren’t going cross country each week either
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The PDX Kid (@ThePDXKid) profile pictureThe PDX Kid
@ThePDXKidNov 1
I am beginning to think College Football has a bit of an attendance problem brewing. Look at the thread below to see the crowds yesterday at Oklahoma, Penn State, UCLA, TCU, Maryland, SDSU, and FSU. 🤯 What is the main cause? Unrealistic expectations? Economy? Apathy? Halloween? 🧵👇🏼
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The restaurant biz is just way too brutal not to be highly optimized… open tables on a Friday night is the last thing you want
Boring_Business (@BoringBiz_) profile pictureBoring_Business
@BoringBiz_Oct 31
Genuinely think that Resy and OpenTable have ruined the restaurant scene in many cities, including NYC Impossible to walk into a great restaurant and be pleasantly surprised. Unless you are making plans weeks ahead of time, you will never find a seat Social media obviously also has a lot to do with it too. Every decent place now has massive lines in front of it. There is no sense of hidden gems that only locals know about Feels like the spontaneous experience of dining no longer exists
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Pretty cool to see it broken down by grade like this. Getting hit by trends put in motion 5-10 years ago. But a tough mess to manage for them
John Horvick (@horvick) profile pictureJohn Horvick@horvickOct 31
Portland Public Schools updated its enrollment figures this week. Here are the trends by grade level.
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I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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Easily one of the best fighter flyby shots.
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Hilarious how far the original premise of crypto has fallen “The Clarity Act would have given crypto firms legal cover to freeze suspicious transactions the instant law enforcement calls”
Senator Cynthia Lummis (@SenLummis) profile pictureSenator Cynthia Lummis
@SenLummisOct 30
Yesterday, hackers stole more than $6 billion from Binance in less than 4 hours, the biggest heist in history. The Clarity Act would have given crypto firms legal cover to freeze suspicious transactions the instant law enforcement calls. Every minute lost is money gone for good.
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Perfect bounce off the July lows for the AI trade today.. moment of truth coming up
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Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile pictureJoe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 30
Amazing chart from Adam Farrar of Bloomberg @economics. Assuming the Binance hack was done by the North Koreans, as alleged by @trmlabs, then the country just captured 75% of its total 2025 revenue in the span of just 20 minutes
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New ATHs today in the low-cost dividend index
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