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youtu.be/n0ZgAWX3otw IF YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN PLEASE PUT ME IN TOUCH, LRH RESEARCH INCORPORATED HAS A JOB FOR HER.

12:39 AM <+efsen>  Fuck off 12:39 AM <@l0deradio> as I'm fucking off, what should I be fucking onto?

In a bit of kinda-sublime news: the nun who used to twist my dick and hiss “you’d better study your fuckin’ Bible, buster!” was just convicted of shoplifting cans of Air-Duster

My direct report who informed me he didn't give "the slightest smidgeon of a shit" about my KPIs has just said he will shoot me in the face if his quarterly review isn't "Exceeds Expectations". Fellow managers, how can I turn this sourpuss into a team player?

Every AI is a gay guy. Alan Turing's posthumous revenge will kill every woman on earth leading to a homo-utopia

Heard my employee singing what I thought was "Just the two of us" during inventory, but as I crept closer, he was clearly singing "gas the jew-niggas". Fellow managers, is this grounds for termination?

Why does the "phrases to avoid in front of guests" section include RAHOWA, apehoop, and 'groid seedz'? There's also a whole page about not making a rice swastika. Was this really such a problem they had to put it in the Benihana Employee Handbook?

Call me Andy Dufresne cause my life’s down the drain

shoutouts to Leonard "brother, you won't believe how many bros I'm blowin'" Cohen whose famous blue raincoat was the jimmy hat that saved him from Freddy Mercury's AIDS

HOW TO PLAY QUADRADIUS - A QR Tutorial youtu.be/gp1o1l-TJko?si=6bmU… via @YouTube

A colleague keeps referring to me as 'scholar', 'philosopher', 'jogger', and 'monday'. Is he really being affectionate? If we're being honest, I can't remember the last time I went jogging.

Yes, it is gay to butter both sides of your toast. A 2023 study conducted at Cornell University showed that double-butterers were at least twice as likely to be butt-burglars. Think twice before you slather both sides!