Just keep swimming
Saint Louis, MO
Joined January 2012
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Hard launch of the website. If you want one fill out my form. jloftcompany.com
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we really have to stop babying hardware that’s literally designed to be used
fold the folding phone!! drain the battery!! enjoy the expensive little computer you bought!!!
Keep your iPhone Duo Unfolded whenever IT'S NOT IN USE.
When charging, leave it unfolded. When placing it on your desk, keep it unfolded. Even when going to sleep, leave it unfolded.
When a foldable phone is closed, its display and hinge remain in a bent position. Keeping it folded for extended periods could put prolonged stress on the display layers and hinge mechanism. Leaving it unfolded allows the display to rest in its natural, flat position.
After seeing what happened to my Galaxy Z Fold 7 after keeping it folded on a shelf for two months, I'd rather take this precaution than risk unnecessary long-term stress on the display and hinge.
Aquaman Loft retweeted
Democrats are angrier at Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers than they were at Graham Platner for having raped his ex-girlfriend
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When Matt Gaetz is the voice of moderation…
Dear All Politicians:
Don’t go anywhere tonight. Stay home. Binge watch a TV show.
Below is former Congressman Blake Farenthold.
He simply went to a charity function on Halloween - costume themed - and ended up in this photo…..which was sent to every voter in every subsequent election by his opponents (Blake won those elections)
Blake was just helping raise money for charity. No good deed goes unpunished for politicians on Halloween.
Just make it a couch night.
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some of you need to look at this website motherfuckingwebsite.com/
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So much of left-wing antisemitism sounds like "Vatican city needs to be destroyed."
"what do you mean I'm attacking Catholics? I didnt even mention Catholics".
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If you showed this to a Massachusetts puritan from the 1700s he would kill himself
VATICAN: "Pope Leo XIV has exercised his right to vote as a citizen of the United States, every time he had the opportunity. The Holy See Press Office confirms that, in line with this established practice of civic participation, the Pope has sent his ballot by mail to Chicago. The Holy Father has also confirmed that, during the years in which he resided in Peru, he exercised his right to vote every time he had the opportunity. The Holy Father expresses his conviction regarding the right and duty of citizens to participate in democratic processes.”
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The last time Leo XIV voted was to elect a pope. This time he's voting for East Joliet Sanitary District Trustee Board At-large. May he discern wisely.
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I genuinely believe our leaders should ban betting ads.
Every American, especially young ones, are watching their celebrity heroes sell a predatory industry...that's inherently designed to drain bank accounts.
We pulled cigarette ads off TV. We can do this too.
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Strongly disagree. Baseball on the radio is so purely American that it should be preserved even if the audience is relatively small, because it’s just something that should always be there.
@DavidPSamson says MLB no longer needs radio: "We don't need baseball on radio anymore." The former Marlins president predicts on Nothing Personal that "radio will go the way of Kodak and Blockbuster." @JohnMamola has more. #MLB
barrettmedia.com/2026/10/28/…
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My brother in Christ, you are the official MLB account and don’t know that William Contreras was on the 2021 WS winning Braves?
William and Willson Contreras become the 10th set of brothers to play in the World Series on a championship-winning team! 🏆
And they did it 10 years apart!
ALT Left: Willson Contreras jumps in celebration during the 2016 World Series. He wears a white pinstriped Cubs uniform with blue catcher’s gear. Right: William Contreras jumps in celebration during the 2026 World Series. He wears a cream Brewers uniform with yellow catcher’s gear.
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Sarah Longwell: The point of The Bulwark is to elect Dems.
Me: The point of The Bulwark is to elect Dems.
Every single individual Bulwark writer simultaneously: I am Captain Intellectual Honesty, President Founder and CEO of Nonpartisan Industries, the only person on EARTH free from tribal allegiance. Now here, sit down and relax and let me explain to you how I reached my completely honest nonpartisan independent conclusion that the Democrats are right on literally not figuratively every single issue at every single level in every single election, also you’re a racist if you disagree.
Please. Let’s be adults here.
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one of my favorite bits of forgotten apple history is that back in 2007, a company called axiotron was literally buying macbooks, ripping out their keyboards, and rebuilding them as pen-based tablets running mac os x
they called it the modbook
just an incredible amount of effort to make a computer apple had absolutely no interest in making
