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Avid audiobook listener. Occasional author. Apt to correct your spelling. Gen X.

Surf City, USA
Joined July 2025
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My wife thinks I’m nutty for collecting and snapping receipts, but I sure like the $25 Amazon.com gift cards that my “nutty” behavior gets me. @FetchRewards
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🚨Give away🚨 $30 Eth 3x winners $10 each Make sure you click the follow ⭐ on Opensea Drop the picture in the comments ❤️ Like and repost Winners drawn tomorrow Check out WobbleHeads on OpenSea opensea.io/collection/wobble…
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“I don’t want Taco Bell. We had Taco Bell yesterday.” Who *are* these people?
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It’s your world, King Boomer. We’re just living in it.
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Hey! Join inKind and we'll both get $25 to spend at amazing restaurants! app.inkind.com/refer/YE5E3MI…
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> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"
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Download Upside with my link or use my code CURTIS27866 to get 15¢ per gallon extra cash back on your first gas fill-up and 10% extra cash back on your first restaurant or grocery purchase! upside.app.link/Vs9GYHyTV6b
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To commemorate the recent price action on ethereum:0xc50673edb3a7b94e8cad8a7d4e0cd68864e33edf, I thought I would show off my @TheVERDANDI Unspoken #47. #humblebrag
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ethereum:0xc50673edb3a7b94e8cad8a7d4e0cd68864e33edf activity is accelerating and the token price is up 3x in 2 weeks PNKSTR has never existed in a raging bull market and these are early signs of what it could do The market is racing FWA for the cheapest PNKSTR listing: - Punks floor: 33.69 - Cheapest PNKSTR listing: 35.26 (12th from floor) - FWA Punk Lister funding for its next buy (cheapest PNKSTR listing): 22, growing ~2.2 per day Meanwhile PNKSTR is 7 days from its next buy at current run rate of ~3 per day The FWA Punk Lister has added a perpetual bid on the cheapest PNKSTR listing, regardless of punks floor This brings interest to FWA through making a steady supply of grail chase NFTs available, and accelerates the PNKSTR fly wheel Other strategy tokens are also helping, notably $CREDITSTR Anyone can now launch a Strategy token for any collection without one, for 1 eth This will bring more activity as NFTs continue to recover The token works NFA
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I just minted "my bloodline watching me do whippits and play Black Ops 1 instead of buying bitcoin at $12." by withteeth which is now live on @TransientLabs. Minting now! transient.xyz/mint/whippits-…
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When people say “Thanks for waiting,” I think, “What else would I have done?” It would be more accurate for them to say, “Thanks for not leaving.”
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Californians didn’t lose $15 billion. The state confiscated it and is treating it as its own. That is not a slogan. In a February 10, 2015 report to the Legislature — Unclaimed Property: Rethinking the State’s Lost & Found Program — Legislative Analyst Mac Taylor wrote it in black and white: “Because property not reunited with owners becomes state General Fund revenue, the unclaimed property law creates an incentive for the state to reunite less property with owners.” — Legislative Analyst’s Office (LAO), p. 3 The LAO said unclaimed cash was already the General Fund’s fifth-largest revenue source, more than $400 million a year. Every dollar they don’t give back is a dollar Sacramento gets to spend. “Property” here is not a house. It’s a forgotten bank account, an uncashed paycheck, an old insurance payout, leftover stock, a closed utility deposit. Little piles of your cash the state swept after nobody touched them for a few years. When the LAO wrote that report: $7.2 billion in 28 million forgotten accounts. Now, on Cohen’s watch: $15 billion+ sitting in 84 million of them. That is not a lost-and-found. It is an interest-free loan from Californians to Sacramento — and it is almost never paid back. The LAO found the state returns about 40 cents on the dollar over time. Cohen’s big “reunification” last winter? $30 million. Against $15 billion. That is a rounding error, not a repayment. Last fiscal year her own cash report booked $1.32 billion in “Abandoned Property” as General Fund receipts. She is not closing the loophole. She is widening it. Cohen is the sponsor of Assembly Bill (AB) 1447, which the Los Angeles Times reported would make it easier for the state to seize forgotten stocks and mutual funds if you don’t answer a notice. Industry groups told the Senate the same thing: easier confiscation. CBS: ‘Other states automatically send the money back. Cohen mails press releases — and a bill to grab more…’ I’m running for Controller to reverse that incentive. This is your money. I will return it. claimit.ca.gov — type your name. Then vote like it matters.
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I spent the last five days in San Diego If you want to see how badly Los Angeles has failed as a city, drive two hours south Here's the thing about downtown San Diego. It's basically what downtown LA and Santa Monica should be, combined into one place A real city center that also sits right on the water The parks downtown are full of families with their kids and dogs Downtown LA, people and businesses avoid like the plague Santa Monica and Venice beach are both infested with homeless How could the two largest cities in California be so drastically different? How could San Diego could have this problem under control while LA has gotten so far out of hand? So I looked it up... In 2023 San Diego passed a camping ordinance. No tents in parks, near schools, or on the beach Then they actually enforced it They decided it wasn't acceptable and they stuck to it San Diego has 3,000 people sleeping on the street LA has 30,000 San Diego decided it wasn't acceptable LA decided we'd get used to it
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The extreme dichotomy existing in Los Angeles right now never ceases to astound me In this video on the left is an abandoned construction site with homeless living in RVs right up in the half finished ruin of a condo…and ONE block to the right is the drivers in blacked out SUVs parked by LA Convention Center waiting to pick up the celebrities attending the Emmys tonight Absolute abject poverty, ruin, hopelessness and homelessness juxtaposed next to the Emmys and top 1% of wealth and privilege in the world in mere BLOCKS is WILD Reminder that these are the people lecturing you from the TV in $12k ballgowns for not doing enough and guilting you to donate more of YOUR modest salary to help the very people they drive by and completely IGNORE as they’re leaving glamorous awards shows with goody bags worth tens of thousands of dollars The blatant hypocrisy of it all is astounding and I’ll never get used to it
Aerial views of the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards venue which are taking place live from the Peacock Theater at L.A. LIVE in DTLA right now You can see that Figueroa St is completely closed off for blocks in front of Crypto Arena and the LA Convention Center with only LAPD, security and attendee access allowed The white tents and white umbrellas in front of Crypto is where the guests arrived on the BLUE carpet an hour ago On the right you can see portions of the adjacent Graffiti Tower Complex construction site which is currently being cleaned up for the first time since the graffiti covered all 3 towers in early 2024 What shows are y’all hoping win Emmys today?
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It's the current year. We pay for multiple streaming services. Why does my wife insist on watching channels with commercials?
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