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Bartolo's Colonoscopy

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White Sox fan. Will Ferrell is better than Seth Rogen. I will touch your drumset

 Illinois, USA
Joined January 2021
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Alright, I did what I could to be as realistic as possible, this is my offseason plan for the #WhiteSox
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Bears dude idek what to say
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Everybody say it with me:
Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) profile pictureAaron Wilson
@AaronWilson_NFLNov 7
#Seahawks release Velus Jones
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Literally opened the app and saw this and almost shit my pants thinking they signed him
Just Baseball (@JustBB_Media) profile pictureJust Baseball
@JustBB_MediaNov 6
Just Baseball’s team and contract prediction for Freddy Peralta
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International Draft coming confirmed
FutureSox (@FutureSox) profile pictureFutureSox
@FutureSoxNov 6
A look at switch-hitting Dominican SS Ransiel Herrera at the 2026 U-15 World Cup @JRFegan 1st linked to the #WhiteSox in 2025. Now tied to a reported $4M pre-agreement for 2029. Runs a 6.3 sec 60 yard dash & throws 97 mph from SS, per @wilberdata
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James Fox@JamesFox917Nov 5
The #WhiteSox are committed to the 2nd largest bonus in the 2029 international class.
Wilber Sánchez (@wilberdata) profile pictureWilber Sánchez
@wilberdataNov 5
La clase internacional 2029 supera los 70M en preacuerdos 😱💰 • Norky Sánchez - $4.4M (Tampa) 🇩🇴 • Ransiel Herrera - $4.0M (White Sox) 🇩🇴 • Luis Rodríguez - $3.8M (Tigers) 🇻🇪 • Emmanuel Mateo - $3.5M (Oakland)🇩🇴 • Rayer González - $3.1M (Boston) 🇩🇴 • Carlos Marrero - $3.0M (Texas) 🇩🇴 • Daniel García - $3.0M (Reds) 🇻🇪 • Yariel Pinales - $2.7M (Braves) 🇩🇴 • Víctor Milán - $2.7M (Reds) 🇩🇴 • Jasson De Jesús - $2.5M (Piratas) 🇩🇴 • Yeiden Herrera - $2.5M (Seattle) 🇩🇴 • Melkin Guzmán - $2.3M (Brewers) 🇩🇴
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You know youre gettin there when the guys on your tree are gettin poached
Robert Murray (@ByRobertMurray) profile pictureRobert Murray
@ByRobertMurrayNov 4
The St. Louis Cardinals are hiring Joel McKeithan as hitting coach, sources say. McKeithan was most recently with the White Sox as assistant hitting coach.
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MLFootball
@MLFootballNov 3
ELECTRIC: #NFL Films released an AWESOME behind-the-scenes edit of Jeffery Simmons’ #Bears debut last night. Simmons was ALL OVER THE FIELD, making an immediate impact and looking like the best player on the field. What a debut in Chicago.
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Gunna be a long winter. Yikes
Punchoutpitch (@Punchoutpitch) profile picturePunchoutpitch
@PunchoutpitchNov 3
The MLBPA is not too fond of the MLB latest proposal
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Ope
MLB Trade Rumors (@mlbtraderumors) profile pictureMLB Trade Rumors
@mlbtraderumorsNov 3
Red Sox To Trade Eduardo Rivera To The Cardinals mlbtraderumors.com/2026/11/r…
Red Sox To Trade Eduardo Rivera To Cardinals

Red Sox To Trade Eduardo Rivera To Cardinals

The Red Sox are sending left-hander Eduardo Rivera to the Cardinals, reports Andrew Parker of SoxProspects.com. Boston will receive right-hander …

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Death, Taxes, and the White Sox acquiring a Red Sox lefty reliever
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Ben Devine
@Chicago_NFLNov 3
Caleb loves Chicago fans. Chills!
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So uh there should be numerous of them that should take it
Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) profile pictureJeff Passan
@JeffPassanNov 2
Eight players received the one-year, $23.15 million qualifying offer today. The deadline to accept it is Nov. 17. Randy Arozarena (Mariners) Seiya Suzuki (Cubs) Brandon Lowe (Pirates) Trevor Rogers (Orioles) Adrian Morejon (Padres) David Bednar (Yankees) Jake Bauers (Brewers) Ryan Jeffers (Twins)
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Wut
Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) profile pictureTalkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_Nov 2
Robinson Cano Jr. has signed a $1 million pre-agreement with the Marlins, per @mikedeportes The 16-year-old infielder is set to join Miami as part of their 2028 international class
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No way team snapchat just sent me. “Boo👻” Bruh
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Oh boy
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Dude this is so fun
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#whitesox
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Missed this, shocking with the election next week
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 29
The Bears are reportedly close to a deal to stay in Illinois. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

Report: Bears are close to a deal to stay in Illinois

So much for Hammond, Indiana.

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Oh shit Poles isnt dicking around. Sweat, Simmons, AND Mack? Bruh
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryOct 29
The Bears and Chargers are deep in trade talks involving Khalil Mack, which could be finalized after this weekend. Chicago would be sending Los Angeles a Day 3 pick, likely a 4th or 5th, in exchange for Mack. Mack wants to compete for a Super Bowl this year and return to Chicago.
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