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the one piece is real

Joined October 2025
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Un jour les gens comprendront l’exploit que c’était de ramener cette équipe 3 fois en finale de Coupe du monde
FT: Argentina 1-2 Uruguay. ARGENTINA LOST THEIR 1ST GAME IN THE POST MESSI ERA! ❌
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm eating bread with mayonnaise and twizza for breakfast. ain't no way this girl thinks I can afford a baby.
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lani retweeted
3 hours of trying to convince her to change her mind
yeah no she wanna keep this baby.
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what an underrated project
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mina, i don't care if you're on contraceptives, im still pulling out, ekse. 😭😭😭
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if he’s not going to leave her he must just cheat back before the end of the weekend, by monday back to normal
This guy found out his girlfriend is cheating bc he went through her phone and he’s busy panting up and down the complex 😔
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Why would you go through anyone’s phone? I don’t sympathise with him. Ha pante up and down ebe a nne pila.
This guy found out his girlfriend is cheating bc he went through her phone and he’s busy panting up and down the complex 😔
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* incoming call *
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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“Can you ft me when you get home”
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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lani retweeted
okay guys we dont actually have to post all 20 photos
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Being white really is a cheat code. This is insane.
🚨 Kansas mom who plowed truck into soccer game killing two won't be charged. Details: tmz.com/2026/11/13/kansas-mo…
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Le film a vraiment aucun sens heureusement quand il est sorti j’étais conne et heureuse
Spider-Man: No Way Home [4K IMAX]
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Bennie McCarthy retired from football in 2013,his still the top goalscorer for Bafana Bafana 13 years later....we have a serious crisis upfront
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easy 1B opening weekend worldwide mos
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ is currently tracking for a $340M-$410M opening weekend at the domestic box office. (Via: boxofficetheory.com/dunesday…)
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di phaaga tse ledi tsea kae guys
Replying to @Shwe____
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Meeeting someone that you REALLY like is so scary😭
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ever since i find out how to rewatch full ucl matches my nights are always filled w football 😭
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watched the ‘09 final the other day and it was genuinely so much fun reliving these things
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Ubereats when you’ve spent your last money on that food:
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