If only I was Capricorn corndog🍗 age 22 sept 4🤖🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
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"Oh, Marge, I'm sorry. I can't make it. The cooling tank just blew, and they're taking Lenny to the hospital."
"Oh, no! Not Lenny! Not *Lenny*!"
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This is basically what I said about how easy it is to steal somebody’s husband. This lady was not as beautiful as Diana nor nearly as good of a person and yet… she’s alive and the Queen of England 😭 you can be chopped and evil if you have the audacity, the nerve and the gaul
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Let's ignore that the beer from the photo is still visble
#ApothecaryDiaries #maomao
EuCalyptus_Ss retweeted
>Leonardo DaVinci painting half of the Mona Lisa
“I’m not finishing this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
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If she is one of Zeus' wives, and youre Zeus' wife, then in some way, thats also your wife. Your welcome.
#Themis #Hera #greekmythology
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