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If Ballon d’Or had an anime opening theme… Whoever did this was definitely smoking something!!!
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If Jiraiya was already way stronger than Hanzo at this point, then why did he still revere him this much? 🤔
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Why didn't they just address Deva pain as Itami instead of Pain? To be honest Itami sounds way more cooler than "Pain"
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MIL WALKED IN ON ME MASTURBATING.
My mother-in-law, 57, was staying over while my wife was away on a work trip. After a hectic day and night with the kids, we both went to bed. I decided it was time for some stress relief. I was in the zone and didn’t notice the door slowly opening. I left it slightly open to hear the kids. She…
I’m 42 recently divorced daddy that hadn’t been with a guy in 25 +years. I live alone and thought a hookup app found a much younger guy that was only interested in anal.. I asked his experience and he said he’s done everything but anal… he shows up and immediately strips and jumps on my bed I can tell he’s nervous. I was patient and asked if he was okay.. we started jacking each other off. I tried to get him to go down on me then he confessed he was a 100% virgin.. I was like okay what are you comfortable with? He says he really wants to feel it inside him. Those are his exact words. I told him to flop over and he did and he exposed his perfect ass. I covered up and lubed up him super tight hole.. try doggy then missionary but his little hole just wouldn’t give it up. Then I recommended that he sit on it he tried and once my cocks head popped through his ring he jumped up and tapped out.. I’m not that big lol poor boy was just that tight.. oh well I got his v card and ate that ass for the first time.. I can still taste him.. this is all 100%true
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What if Naruto learned Sage Mode years earlier? How quickly could he have handled Pain? What's Tsunade doing btw
























































