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Glasgow. painfully straight. she/her

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2009
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Save me guitariste moustachu de paramore save me
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Selling 1 seated ticket for Hayley Williams in Dublin this Tuesday (30/6)! #edaabp
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Laureen retweeted
my girl saw some horrors in 2024 damn
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"YOU WERE AT MY WEDDING I WAS BROKEN YOU WERE DRUNK YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT I WOULD'VE RUN I WOULD'VE RUN"
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TAYLOR YORK AND HAYLEY WILLIAMS YOU FIGURE IT OUT RIGHT NOW
literally the hottest rockstar couple to ever exist
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brb jumping off a cliff
we finally know if he went to the wedding BUT AT WHAT FUCKING COST MY GOD??????????
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we finally know if he went to the wedding BUT AT WHAT FUCKING COST MY GOD??????????
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Faire une cagnotte pour la grossesse d’une collègue non mais arrêtez-vous
J’ai fait une cagnotte pour la grossesse d’une collègue.. j’ai été tellement choquée du montant des participations. Y’a une elle a mit 5€ ! Toujours les .
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iconic move from ru
RuPaul shares clip of her slapping Season 2 winner Tyra Sanchez for a skit on her show, ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race.’ This follows after Sanchez publicly made disrespectful comments towards The Vivienne, a recently deceased winner of the UK franchise.
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I giggled
Replying to @davidmackau
This is like trope of girls taking glasses off and then they are beautiful but this is a man putting on glasses and he is beautiful (and he was beautiful before he put on glasses). Also he KNOWS how slutty this is he knows
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tout casser
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Très belle robe mais vraiment les americains quand vous dites Voilaaaaa vous avez l’air de dire Wallah 😭😭😭😭
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If you put Justin Bieber and Taylor in a room with a bunch of instruments, he would wash her. If you put them in a room with no instruments, and just their voices, he would wash her. If you put them on a stage to dance, he would wash her. Watch your mouth
He's the epitome of white mediocrity people claim Taylor to be
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You think you’ve been through hell but then you catch a cold and get your period at the same time
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Ma chanson préférée de l’année qui a aussi été ma chanson la plus écoutée de l’année est donc la chanson la plus streamée dans le monde en 2024. Je suis officiellement: une basic bitch 🤝
.@billieeilish's "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" officially ends the year as the #1 most streamed song of 2024 on Spotify.
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“Third person present” people don’t know how to read a verb definition………
OH HE MIGHT'VE FIGURED BEYONCÉ OUT I FEAR😭😭😭
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Laureen retweeted
how are you arriving into 2025 like
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That was THIS YEAR?!
Replying to @absolutegazelle
Justin Timberlake’s drink-driving arrest and uttering “This is going to ruin the tour” under his breath
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Ma vie mon idole ma muse jtm
Happy 36th birthday to the talented Hayley Williams.
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bah c’est trop mims
Tea Cup Saucer Set Kiss Ceramics
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