Founder of Curley’s House Food Bank. I've been fighting to better my community my entire life. I'm BLACK AND BEEN BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE. HOOD CONSERVATIVE.
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Domino’s Pizza has a commercial where a BLACK guy is so STUPID, he tries to eat a regular-sized pizza while rock climbing, loses his grip, and falls screaming to his death.
Meanwhile, the white woman climbing next to him is smart enough to have her little Domino personal pizza safely tucked into a crevice, so she survives.
Then, another commercial has THREE DUMB BROS riding in a car along a mountain road.
The female passenger opens a giant Domino’s pizza box, blocks the driver’s vision, and sends the car flying off a cliff, killing them all.
And on the very same road they drove off, another happy family is enjoying their little Domino personal pizzas in their car.
One question:
HOW TF IS THE PROSPECT OF SUDDEN, HORRIFYING DEATH SUPPOSED TO SELL ME PIZZA?
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
A fraud was sent to dismantle the Black Republican movement in Chicago and my friendly ass opened the door to let her in. This is at Fox News when I helped get her booked. I had no clue about how treacherous she was.
Chicago Flips Red is the BLM of the right. Pass it on.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear Al SharpTONGUE!
Where the fuck your bony bighead ass get off saying Donald Trump is "treating the White House like his personal kingdom"?
Bytch that’s what yall fucking Democrat asses did for 4 years.
Made a goddamn senile ass man the president.
Locked us down.
Made us get vaccinated.
Made us wear masks.
Invaded us with illegals.
Gave our treasury to Zelensky.
Gave female trophies to crazy men.
Let women get raped and murdered by illegals.
Yall dumb asses made President Trump necessary!
He using all the crayons in the box to make America RED WHITE AND BLUE again.
Yall tryna make us red with a sickle and a hammer.
Lose me with all the Trump fearmongering bullshit.
Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and take your muthafucking medicine skippy.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear Barack Obama
Did you really just have the muthafuckin nerve to say Trump got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory?
NIGGA PLEASE!
Who the fuck are you to talk about taste when you got that nasty ass library fucking up the Chicago landscape?
Shit look like Dracula's Castle had sex with the Death Star and threw up a baby.
And now you got the nerve to charge Black folks $30 and $23 for children 3-11 to get into that monstrosity of yours?!
And all that GRIFT anit being put back into the Black Community.
It's going straight to the muthafuckin Obama Foundation to be used for God only knows what.
FUCK THAT.
Meanwhile Trump is giving the White House a BEAUTIFUL 90,000-square-foot, two-story ballroom that has a 22,000-square-foot banquet hall for visiting dignitaries to have state dinners in comfort and style.
It also has first lady offices, a movie theater, and a six-story underground bunker that replaces the Presidential Emergency Operations Center.
What your gay muthafuckin ass ever contributed to the White House but racism and a basketball court so people would think you a man.
So bytch lose me on all that Trump-hating nonsense yall be spewing 24/7.
I'm a STRONG THINKING BLACK WOMAN and I know when I smell BULLSHIT.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
There’s a huge election happening right now in my former state of Georgia—the AG position. It’s absolutely essential with the rampant crime in and around Atlanta.
We can’t keep letting Atlanta crime spread! It’s ugly. I’ve seen it, up close and personally.
The candidates are Republican Brian Strickland vs. Democrat Tanya Miller.
Tanya Miller is a Democratic state representative, attorney, and former prosecutor with a focus on homicide and sex-crime cases. She has represented Georgia House District 62 since January 2023 and serves as chair of the House Democratic Caucus.
She’s not the one! Brian Strickland has highlighted endorsements from more than 100 elected law enforcement officials!
She voted NO on the Laken Riley Act.
She ran DuBose Miller, a private criminal-defense firm, while serving as a part-time prosecutor for the Fulton County Solicitor. As a Fulton prosecutor, her private firm took serious felony clients from the county. The dual role is not disclosed in her campaign materials.
In April 2022, she said police “enjoy a lot of deferential treatment in our justice system,” and that she favors marijuana legalization.
In March 2023, she called bills restricting surgeries on minors “ill-informed and grossly uneducated,” and compared those surgeries to cancer treatment.
In April 2022, she called Ketanji Brown Jackson “the most accomplished jurist on the Supreme Court.”
In August 2024 she said, “I certainly am a big fan of Joe Biden, the president — Uncle Joe — as we call him in our family.
She is not the answer for crime-ridden Atlanta. Not even close.
Vote Brian Strickland! Please share.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Spain should not be mourning. They should be revolting against the government.
🇪🇸 The death toll from Spain's high-speed train collision has risen to 68, according to the government of Castilla-La Mancha.
Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez declared that all of Spain is in mourning.
“Behind every person who died today are broken lives and shattered families,” Sánchez said, as the country confronts one of its deadliest rail disasters.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama:
Go fuck yourselves.
Always talking about some damn HOPE.
Yall black asses been selling us hope for the last 60 years!
When the fuck is it gonna come through?
Why are black folks still struggling harder than every other race in this muthafuckin country?
I’ll tell you why.
Because we keep voting for you asslicking Democrats!
Boy I voted for you because I thought you would bring about positive change.
I thought you would make us see that America is not a racist country anymore.
Yall did the opposite.
Yall got all the Black people riled up against white people while your gay ass be out there partying with white people.
Y’all think we stupid.
The ones that still vote Democrat might be stupid but I ain’t.
Barry and Big Mike I see you.
Stay in your muthafuckin multimillion dollar homes and keep partying with the white 1% oligarchs.
I’m just gonna BE BLACK and MAGA because I got me a country to save.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
My name is Lavern Spicer and Ima make THE 2026 MIDTERMS real muthafuckin easy for yall.
If yall want:
Crazy ass liberal women aborting their kids for any reason up to birth
Crazy ass straight and gay men in women's bathrooms, locker rooms, and women's sports
CHILDREN getting sex changes without parental consent
CHILDREN getting abortions without parental consent
Liberals having control over what the fuck you can say and where the fuck you can say it
And you love Communism and Socialism and errrthing that will make Aamerica end
Vote DEMOCRAT.
If you want:
Muthafucking criminal Illegals deported
Lower taxes for all families
Parental rights over state rights
Strong defense and military
School vouchers to give parents a choice in their children's education
You PRO ICE and law enforcement
And you want Trump’s AMERICA FIRST agenda accomplished
VOTE REPUBLICAN.
It's that simple.
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SHOWING EVERYONE THE REAL BLACK HISTORY! FREEDOM PLAZA! BLACK PEOPLE WERE NOT ALL SLAVES. WE WERE LEADERS, MERCHANTS, SCHOLARS AND INVENTORS. BUSINESS MEN. THE FIRST SELF MADE FEMALE MILLIONAIRE IN AMERICA WAS MADAM CJ WALKER!
THE MEDIA WON'T SHOW YOU THIS!
President Trump has a temporary exhibit on Pennsylvania Avenue called Freedom Plaza. It recognizes 13 amazing men of whom 6 were black for their extraordinary accomplishments in the Revolutionary War against Britain. This is something the mainstream media won't tell you because it doesn't fit their false narrative about President Trump.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Keisha Lance Bottoms is absolute GARBAGE.
If for some reason she were to win in Georgia, you could just write that state off entirely.
SAY NO TO KEISHA!
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
I was just assaulted in Minneapolis at the infamous ‘SHARIA LAW POST OFFICE’ located INSIDE a Mosque!!!! 😲😡
This black Muslim USPS Federal employee ‘Jean Paul’ didn’t allow me inside a Federal Building!!!
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear @PlaqueBoyMax @IsaacHayes3, @foofighters, Kacey Musgraves, Céline Dion, Beyoncé, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Springsteen and all the resta yall America-hating musical bytches:
If yall don’t want Donald Trump using your muthafuckin music start putting labels on your records that say:
FOR SALE TO DEMOCRAT VOTERS ONLY.
Have Amazon and Spotify and whoever the fuck else sells yalls screeching and moaning to refuse to sell to MAGA voters.
Then sit back and watch yalls royalties go right down the muthafucking drain.
Fuck yall muthafuckers.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
The Brazilian elections are live and underway.
Will Lula steal the elections? Bolsonaro is expected to win unless a very, very bad thing happens.
This is a MASSIVE day in history. Newsforce coverage brought to you by @Kalshi!
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Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear family, friends, and community:
Good Sunday morning.
I know we don’t all vote the same.
I know yall still trust the party that promised you everything and delivered dependency, drug addiction, illegals, crime, and broken schools.
But I’m still family.
I’m still your neighbor.
I’m still a Black woman who loves this country and wants what’s best for our people.
We can disagree on politics without treating each other like enemies.
We can want safer streets, better schools, and real opportunity without calling each other names.
So today I’m praying for unity that dont require anything but an understanding heart and mind.
I’m praying for conversations that are honest instead of tribal.
And I’m praying that we remember we have more in common than the people who profit from keeping us divided.
Amen.
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Dear Sunny Hostin.
You say “Women of color, we are constantly questioned about our credentials and our qualifications.”
Yes bytch because you lie all the muthafucking time!
You falsely took credit for single-handedly preventing a guilty verdict.
You claimed Jim Jordan "screamed" at you during a congressional hearing when the muthafuckin video footage showed he aint never even spoke to your dumb ass.
You claim structural racism in Hollywood prevented your fiction novels from being made into movies when its really just that you’re a shitty writer.
And you told the audience you taught Greek mythology to eighth graders when you was really just a volunteer reading folklore stories to 13-year-olds.
So yeah skank, LIBERAL Black women need to be challenged constantly because yall make shit up all the time.
And ho you the last one that need to be crying about it because you are the biggest liar out there and that's saying something for the Democrat party.
Am I right?
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
Some fool just called my Black ass and said I need to apologize for the shit I say about Jasmine Crotch-Itch.
That shit aint happening today, tomorrow, the next day, the next week or the next muthafuckin decade.
Because I am a proud strong Black woman and I wont be silenced by the left.
You aint gonna EVER hear me take back my words or say I ain’t meant something.
Jasmine ain’t stupid but she FAKE as fuck.
She's an embarrassment to Black women everywhere because she make us seem weak and terrified.
I refuse to bow down to her or her fucked up fans.
She lost her muthafuckin seat being deceitful and ghetto.
Only thing she represents is Fuckery and hoodrattery.
She is a sad case of how far the Democrat Party has fallen.
I aint crying no tears for that skank.
I'm out here poppin bottles that I wont have to hear her stupid ass rants no more.
I said what the fuck I said, and I stand by that shit like the strong Black MAGA woman I am.
Any questions?
Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 retweeted
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Now he’s telling Americans to prepare again.
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