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you can look like this and men will STILL try and hit on you because they think youre flirting, when really youre just being friendly and yapping about hockey. use ur eyes chris. thats a lesbian.
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heated rivalry is popular because it spoke to both tumblr fandom fujos who haven't written fanfiction since the obama administration and the very offline 50 year old gay men I saw at the movie theatre wearing hollander and rozanov jerseys. it's not rocket science I promise 😭
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was my pussy too wet? my conversation too enthralling? my sense of humor too hilarious? my thoughtfulness too kindhearted? whatever. Kicks a freaking pebble around.
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you’re laughing, san jose is making a sea lion play defense and you’re laughing
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I know someone who would eat this up
OFFICIAL HR MONOPOLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😵 As a Monopoly lover this is crazy
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you think an 8 round shoot out between the sharks and islanders is bad? try watching your team in a 16 round shoot out… none of us thought we were leaving perth ice arena that day
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teve hudson williams no the hayley williams show rio ✨
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ok but she actually was insane for this
“SHES INSANE FOR THIS” and it’s just a woman sitting on a chair
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There's so many "insignificant changes" that it gets to the point where it feels less like "nitpicking" and more like this:
I compiled most of my complaints with the Ocarina remake into this video
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grasp it firmly !
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a duo i just made up
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shanepilled
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you’re my bro and to some extent my wife
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me leaving the function with robert pattinson up my ass
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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*through tears* Me and who
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the ultimate goal of lesbianism is to have a wife you can annoy with nonsense and they have to begrudgingly endure it because they love you
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they dont know that its mama who has crime in her heart lately
kings trying to draw a penalty from geno tonight but they dont know papa has found inner peace and has chosen love this season
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This is an OUTRAGE. That popcorn bucket should be an exact replica of Shane's hole.
A mom took her kids to Regal Cinema in Marysville, Washington, to watch Cat in the Hat. They were greeted by these Heated Rivalry popcorn buckets – a raunchy TV series that features an*l sex scenes.
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I love how fantasy always boils down to "What if the square-cube law didn't exist?"
Ancalagon's size compared to a dragon like Smaug.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tolkien gives no sizes for Ancalagon or Smaug and describes winged dragons as quadrupedal; the video's extreme scale and likely wyvern-like form are fan exaggerations from vague lore like his fall breaking Thangorodrim's towers. tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ancalagon… tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Worms en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons_i… learningelvish.com/blog/ancalagon… scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/9231…
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the combined age of this goal is 118
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LET’S GO PJO S3 FIRST EVER TITAN’S CURSE ADAPTATION ON NOVEMBER 20
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