Pinned Tweet
you can look like this and men will STILL try and hit on you because they think youre flirting, when really youre just being friendly and yapping about hockey. use ur eyes chris. thats a lesbian.
24
1,551
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
heated rivalry is popular because it spoke to both tumblr fandom fujos who haven't written fanfiction since the obama administration and the very offline 50 year old gay men I saw at the movie theatre wearing hollander and rozanov jerseys. it's not rocket science I promise 😭
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
was my pussy too wet? my conversation too enthralling? my sense of humor too hilarious? my thoughtfulness too kindhearted? whatever. Kicks a freaking pebble around.
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
you’re laughing, san jose is making a sea lion play defense and you’re laughing
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
you think an 8 round shoot out between the sharks and islanders is bad? try watching your team in a 16 round shoot out… none of us thought we were leaving perth ice arena that day
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
*through tears* Me and who
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
the ultimate goal of lesbianism is to have a wife you can annoy with nonsense and they have to begrudgingly endure it because they love you
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
This is an OUTRAGE. That popcorn bucket should be an exact replica of Shane's hole.
jennie ✨ neurotic lesbian retweeted
I love how fantasy always boils down to "What if the square-cube law didn't exist?"
Ancalagon's size compared to a dragon like Smaug.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tolkien gives no sizes for Ancalagon or Smaug and describes winged dragons as quadrupedal; the video's extreme scale and likely wyvern-like form are fan exaggerations from vague lore like his fall breaking Thangorodrim's towers.
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ancalagon…
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Worms
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons_i…
learningelvish.com/blog/ancalagon…
scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/9231…



















































