@laxdumpster

Bred in LA, raised in Ohio. Housewives and other delusional ramblings. Crypto. House. Techno.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2009
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I found my Halloween costume
Upper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalier
Oct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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Listening to my neighbor fight with someone on speakerphone only to eventually realize that he is fighting with AI via voice chat
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Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA retweeted
Mads
@europemaxxed
Oct 9
me during the weekend after being yelled at on microsoft teams all week
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I thought this was a yassified Robyn Dixon #RHOP
Daily Loud
@DailyLoud
Oct 9
President Trump picks Katie Zacharia to replace Karoline Leavitt as the new White House press secretary.
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I cannot wait to wash down my double steak burrito with a venti cold brew and paint some top’s sheets like the Sistine Chapel
Mason Home Builder
@bankertobuilder
Oct 8
I have been retained to design their new stores
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We will talk about this moment in the future like we talk about 9/11 now. Where were you when Blue Bottle changed their default milk?
Thomas Maxwell@tomaxwell
Oct 7
Blue Bottle has defaulted back to whole milk. Woke is over.
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Río for NYE 🇧🇷
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My manager and our CFO sending me Teams messages at 10:57 pm about how Claude found a mistake in a memo someone wrote over a year ago
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Girl the pandemic
The Notorious J.O.V.
@whotfisjovana
Oct 6
this is how the rest of October is going to feel like
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Caleb J. Wolcott, CPA retweeted
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@itsmepspsps
Oct 5
dating is hard for me because they have to be funnier than me and I’m really funny
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Free him he did nothing wrong
CBS LA@CBSLosAngeles
Oct 6
Los Angeles County public health officials have launched an investigation after confirming the first rabies-positive raccoon detection in more than 50 years. Tap the link in our bio for more details.
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He does know that California is the third or fourth largest economy in the world right
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Oct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Meanwhile at CDG they literally weigh your carry on bags to make sure that they are under the weight limit
Tom Goodwin
@tomfgoodwin
Oct 4
One aspect of American exceptionalism we don’t discuss is the sheer incredible size of carry on bags that people happily take on planes.
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Watching the Netflix Willy Wonka show for the plot
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Monday again tomorrow
Judas
@glitchvix
Oct 4
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Creating the GaysOverBubonicPlague account now to capitalize on the success of the GaysOverCovid account in 2020
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7 feet tall? Smash 🥵
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Oct 4
JUST IN: UFO whistleblower David Grusch claims U.S. troops opened fire on 7-foot “reptilian” beings found alive at the wreckage of an alleged alien spacecraft.
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This is the ugliest car ever made
Autoblog
@therealautoblog
Oct 2
The Base 2027 BMW 3 Series Is Surprisingly Good-Looking. Read more: bit.ly/4xXNnZk
The Base 2027 BMW 3 Series Is Surprisingly Good-Looking

ALT The Base 2027 BMW 3 Series Is Surprisingly Good-Looking

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Can I say something without you guys getting mad
Kellenuwase
@Kellen_uwase
Oct 4
That humiliation can never be erased
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Did the French break out into song during the real French Revolution like they do in Les Miserables or is that just a little something they added for the musical and movie
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