no political party has the avg american in mind.
Chuwow, TX
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When I got my first place I used to tear off bits of lettuce and leave them around the house when hoes came over. I used to tell them that I had a pet tortoise that walks around as he pleases in the house and not to disturb him. So they would always go looking for it. 🐢
He isn’t charismatic enough to get them to block or explode off the ball to make every run look like a pass.
I wanna apologize to Jason Garrett who froze his own kicker to lose to the Cardinals on Christmas for saying that it was the most embarrassing loss to the Cardinals the Cowboys have ever had. Schottenheimer has blown you out the water.
At the end of the game Parker and schottenheimer is going to tell the press he’s getting the Cowboys defense ready for play offs by getting them extra snaps
I feel like Christian Parker makes the defense chug 3 beers before the game and the end of every quarter
Chicanery
"We haven't changed who we are. We're still a good, explosive offense with weapons... I haven't lost the ability to call plays. I'm an elite play caller in this league."
Brian Schottenheimer discusses the noise around the Cowboys' offense and why he believes the issues can be corrected quickly with @1053SS, @rjchoppy, and @BobbyBeltTX
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Bryan Anger in a recent interview:
“I pretty much know every time we run a screen to CD on 2nd and 10 that I’m about to punt. Usually Schotty gives me a look when he calls the screen so I know to grab my helmet— we both know we’re not getting a first down” (via @TakesByTyval)
