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The human version of grumpy cat 🐈Came here for the food 🌮 stayed to sleep at your party 🎉💤

San Francisco, CA
Joined March 2009
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all of my girl followers have exotic chronic illnesses that make them sleep for 22 hours a day and i love marrying them
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IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
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We're with you, Eddie! #IronMaiden #StrangerThings
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Fuck this guy.
anyway good afternoon to everyone except this dude
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if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave
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Yeah, and?
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me trying to tell a story that no one else finds remotely funny:
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Brothers by chance. Lovers by choice.
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my uber driver took a call on speaker and it’s his mom accusing him of stealing her credit card and spending $6400. obv giving 5 stars, love this drama.
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Lauren 🐈kinson retweeted
Matthew Lillard (@MatthewLillard) who played Stu Macher in SCREAM (1996) speaks on Neve Campbell and SCREAM 6: “Did Tom Cruise take less money for Maverick? F**k no. Why is a woman supposed to take less? Why wouldn’t you pay her more as the series goes on?”
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Lauren 🐈kinson retweeted
Before all is said and done, I have a few things to say about the @chesaboudin recall. First, it is baseless. FBI data shows that violent crime has gone down in SF. And in reality, it is well reported and documented that wealth inequality drives crime, not DA policies.
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Lauren 🐈kinson retweeted
STOLEN - Black Giant Escape 2 in Mission District bikeindex.org/bikes/33955 – at San Francisco, CA
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So it begins.
June 6th being the day Dr. Hathaway brought the Grimoire to Burgess...
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“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”
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