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So I can finally short James Wynn and Machi?
Bullish
Introducing fluke.
Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly.
Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them.
What it is:
fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL.
How it works:
→ Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds.
→ Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board.
→ Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value.
→ Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%.
→ Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time.
Every whale is a chart:
The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money.
Why you always get filled:
Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool.
Why it’s built to be fair:
→ Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay.
→ A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down.
→ You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever.
→ Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan.
Where it goes from here:
80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders.
Live now at usefluke.xyz
Lean 🦉 retweeted
This looks interesting so I bid. Doing my dd
Introducing fluke.
Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly.
Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them.
What it is:
fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL.
How it works:
→ Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds.
→ Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board.
→ Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value.
→ Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%.
→ Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time.
Every whale is a chart:
The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money.
Why you always get filled:
Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool.
Why it’s built to be fair:
→ Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay.
→ A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down.
→ You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever.
→ Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan.
Where it goes from here:
80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders.
Live now at usefluke.xyz
Genuinely insane tech
Introducing fluke.
Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly.
Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them.
What it is:
fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL.
How it works:
→ Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds.
→ Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board.
→ Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value.
→ Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%.
→ Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time.
Every whale is a chart:
The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money.
Why you always get filled:
Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool.
Why it’s built to be fair:
→ Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay.
→ A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down.
→ You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever.
→ Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan.
Where it goes from here:
80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders.
Live now at usefluke.xyz
Lean 🦉 retweeted
You know it’s bad when Scooter, who has made a living making insane narratives about me and taking down every account in the industry, is the ONLY account posting the actual blockchain proof while all of you KOLs farmed for engagement.
I’m with Scooter now 😭
Her account was turned into a nonce account after she posted her private key. So this post is wrong on just about every level.
Transaction Timeline
18:40:09 CET — Private Key Disclosure
• The post containing the developer's private key was published on X.
• Post:
18:41:30 — MIKA Token Transfer
• 500,440,996.67 MIKA tokens were transferred from the account to a token account owned by 58xpw9…YFvjV.
• Transaction: solscan.io/tx/4c3NcJcDW8W7wD…
18:42:37 — Nonce Account Initialization
• The account was converted into a durable nonce account.
• 80 bytes were allocated, followed by an initializeNonce instruction.
• Nonce authority: CKJMFy…Pnsfm
• Timing: This occurred exactly 67 seconds after the MIKA token transfer.
• Transaction: solscan.io/tx/4vdgy8Dtb9gVAD… nitter.cf/mikadontlouz/status/21…
Lean 🦉 retweeted
🚨 JUST IN
Professional cybersecurity expert and feminist @mikadontlouz comments on her involvement with the Binance hack
🚨 JUST IN
Professional cybersecurity expert and feminist @mikadontlouz comments on her involvement with the Binance hack
Lean 🦉 retweeted
Look as someone that’s riddled with ADHD and has literally sent a PK in DMs instead of wallet once and caught myself a second time over the years, it’s entirely possible.
Yes it’s a dumb fucking mistake and I can tell you now it’s embarrassing as hell when you literally try your hardest to do everything right at STILL royally fuck up.
Probably going to get crucified here but I’m telling you there’s no way @mikadontlouz manufactured this.
You don’t have to be best friends with someone or even know them at all to take a step back and go “Maybe she simply fucked up”.
Literally zero substance in this tweet
Your favourite trencher has probably nuked 1000+ low cap shitters and you’re worried about Mika actually putting in 100% effort to run a coin
🤦🏽♂️
I traced the dev wallet from @mikadontlouz first launch in 2025
To a network of wallets that launched 40 tokens
These wallets are linked via funding transfers so they are high confidence connections
A funding transfer means one wallet provided another wallet with its very first SOL so that it could transact on the network
Several of the tokens launched have "MIKA" in the name.
The point: I'm not sure I believe her story of accidentally leaking the private key on her recent launch
Does someone with this much experience launching tokens accidentally do that?
nitter.cf/leanwittme/status/2115…
The proof is in ‼️
The drain happened in this tx: solscan.io/tx/4c3NcJcDW8W7wD… at 17:41 UTC
The nonce takeover happened AFTER the drain: solscan.io/tx/4vdgy8Dtb9gVAD… at 17:42 UTC
The “onchain sleuths” didn’t even bother to check the chain
It was an accident. Case closed
Lean 🦉 retweeted
The drain happened in this tx: solscan.io/tx/4c3NcJcDW8W7wD… at 17:41 UTC
The nonce takeover happened AFTER the drain: solscan.io/tx/4vdgy8Dtb9gVAD… at 17:42 UTC
The “onchain sleuths” didn’t even bother to check the chain
It was an accident. Case closed
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