just your friendly loud mouthed American in Auckland. trained economist and extreme Ranchophile lots of 🐕🐈⬛🐴🍷🚣🏻♀️🏉👦🏻👦🏻🇺🇸➡️🇳🇿
Auckland, New Zealand
Joined May 2009
- Tweets82.6K
- Following1.8K
- Followers974
- Likes129K
Pinned Tweet
Mom: so my diet is just writing down everything that goes in my mouth… SHANNON PATRICIA! BAD! STOP GIGGLING
Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts
temu.com/s/Ml6swMcAxlSqfQV
It’s time to get Keaton off his bottle of milk in bed so it’s a cup of milk in the living room then bed… which now means Vada gets a bit of milk before bed too..
Ok so I almost get why people don’t trust immigrants because I just thought “thank god I’m not trusted with state secrets because I’d sell out NZ for a pebble ice machine”
I don’t think people understand when we say our stadium is on campus this is what we mean- that’s not a parking lot. That’s a roof. Like you have to walk the stadium to get from one class to another
It’s my yearly annoy my Board of Elections works day!!! (Aka I email a form I don’t know if I have to do every election or every year orrrr)
You know what’s fun? I have to wait 4 more days until I know if my “send me a ballot every year” worked because expats done get ballots until the 21st US time
Shannon Leary retweeted
Pair of rare Amur tiger cubs debuting at Minnesota Zoo are raising hopes for the endangered species apnews.com/article/amur-tige…
Shannon Leary retweeted
Eat A "Girl Dinner" And I'll Tell You If You Should Wash Your Hair Tomorrow Or Not buzzfeed.com/nishthasinha/ea…
