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hi this is me
i love rivals & flexing roles & dracula
you should be my oomf bc i’m unproblematic and awesome and i post art too 🥹💝
so we all know how it’s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats do… well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so it’s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun
Replying to @batincrisis
Please never post these AI bats again, there's plenty of actual cute bats to post
VampIris🩸🦇 retweeted
if you’re a republican thinking about moving to florida, we actually have pride parades running everyday, we still wear mandated masks, and orlando is 90% socialist. the media doesn’t report on this, it’s all real
unbelievable how marvel has such a fine adaptation of dracula yet i still can’t find a single panel where hes hunched over someone drinking their blood
realizing dracula must be horrible to kiss cause he never wash that bloody penny smelling mouth and hes always tryna bite u
VampIris🩸🦇 retweeted
“clichés are boring”
Me when the ff bring out the “we’re a family” card and beat the shit out of the villain
VampIris🩸🦇 retweeted
When will people understand that oc x canon is also yumeshipping... not every yumeship is a selfship, pls search about stuff before saying stupid crap about it...
VampIris🩸🦇 retweeted
a republican transplant that wants to put data centers in our backyard won over a fifth generation floridian dedicated to protecting our environment... everyone is dumb
VampIris🩸🦇 retweeted
David Jolly barely lost by 20,000 votes.
Over 34,000 people voted Libertarian.
Completely wasted votes and I said wtf I said.

































