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you look like the loneliest girl to have ever had a boat named after her

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Joined October 2023
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the existence of this
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weaving webs and the like
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fierce is fierce honey
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oppenheim talking abt chris and dan having a romantic relationship doesn’t move me bc i have eyes
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behind every groomer there's always a crazier groomer
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needledrop of the year #tbh
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boys when they have a father
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can someone upload the primetime commentary somewhere like please not all of us have 25 dollars to throw to apple tv
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plotcels being disingenuous in the quotes
annoying, but hopefully practical, answer: stop paying attention to story and instead watch what the camera is doing
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all anybody has to say after watching primetime is “wow post 9/11 television was crazy” and nothing about the inherently pedophilic nature of the nuclear family. #ok
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the ao3 outage crisis can be solved through reading whalefall by daniel kraus and batman comics
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sopping wet cat bruce wayne
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finally watching primetime in proper quality with hilal and this movie looks so fucking good it’s literally orgasmic i’m going to burst into tears of joy
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This is literally the ending of Primetime
SHOCKING: Chris Hansen is startled by an apparition mid sting!
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primetime is out on vod which means i have the most important piece of imagery available in 4k now: robert pattinson watching his children sleep
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I WILL AVENGE YOU.
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sotr is actually a social experiment on how much romantic behavior siblings can get away with before you all realize how inappropriate that is and you all FAILED.
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rewatched the hunger games with sammy today and i’m actually mad as hell at how similar haysilee and everlark arehdbeghekfjfkdhdjdjdjejhdbs suzanne collins is going to hell
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little boys and their adult boyfriends
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if someone has dune fic downloaded please send im actually suffering rn
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