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Ethan Wolff

@lesster

Author, NYC Free & Dirt Cheap. NY maven. City Guide/Thought Gallery. Consumer of pale ale, LPs & pineapple. All opinions are those of the little voices.

 New York, NY
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Joined March 2009
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David Allan Coe Waiting Outside To Kick Your Ass

David Allan Coe Waiting Outside To Kick Your Ass

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Garfield phones washing up.
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if only the Jets could draft a qb like Sam Darnold.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse
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daweiner@daweiner10 Dec 2025
Replying to @ChaseWilliams_
Don’t let your spectres become your hectors at the mansion of success
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lol @HellGateNY
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@JDVance4 Sep 2021
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Somewhat reassuring to see that the worst and the dimmest can fuck things up just as easily as the best and the brightest.
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@NYC_DOT29 Oct 2025
OUR CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
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Next sign of the apocalypse: no rap songs in the Top 40 for the first time in 35 years.
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and then they came for GloRilla.
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=O #nyc cc @evgrieve @lesster
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@paularambles15 Jul 2025
this guy spent 21 years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings, the full model is 50 feet long and 30 feet wide, and he first announced it on tiktok like this:
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Hulk couldn't live in a world without Ozzy.
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Wonder is the Temu of food.
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Dates are nature's sugar roaches.
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#HistoryOfNYC cc @lesster @evgrieve
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@Gothamist23 Apr 2025
Each under-river subway tunnel has a unique — and often fun — name: bit.ly/4is3BC4
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So robust.
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I don't even think you should eat on the train. abc7ny.com/post/nypd-searchi…
Man accused of sex with a corpse on NYC subway train

Man accused of sex with a corpse on NYC subway train

The crime occurred on a subway train near the Whitehall St subway station in Lower Manhattan, according to police.

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wait, nobody from Tony! Toni! Toné! was actually named Tony?
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