liz laugh lie

been saying let go and let god a lot for somebody who hasn’t ever let go and doesn’t believe in god

this is the time of the year that i have to read every college sports tweet carefully. preseason cbb talk is in full swing but my brain is still in football season so i have to double take every time. this is a problem because arizona is good at football and men’s basketball :)

oh my god????

i think i should be able to chant fuck the m*rmons whenever i want because of the trauma they gave me but whatever

i really thought we had already had the conversation abt carpooling lol

outside of my own parents, i’ve never been more sure a couple needs to get divorced more than dad shepard and kristin bell

this is reassuring to me, somebody who is just a dumb guy dating a phd student who works what feels like four dozen jobs

need to get wine drunk with her. now i have an answer to the stupid question “who, alive or dead, would you want to have dinner with?”

bear down arizona :) i love this team! i love the fifitas!

as an LA sports hater and a dyke, i’m kinda thriving lately teehee

what is going on with clocks in college football this year?

my favorite moment of you can see everything was the dinner scene when #he was mentioned and billy tried to belittle [redacted] but she tripled down and called #him a pussy. the entire theater erupted into claps and cheers in a way that’s been missing from cinema for a long time

everybody and their fucking priest flying out of eugene today when this airport has been a ghost town every other god damn time i’ve flown this year

the highest high i’ve felt in a long time happened tonight when i got out of my screening of you can see everything and saw the espn push notif that the dodgers had been swept. i felt god in that cinemark tonight