liz laugh lie

been saying let go and let god a lot for somebody who hasn’t ever let go and doesn’t believe in god

mizell the transfer portal isn’t real….. it doesn’t exist……. do not go towards the light……..

i want talarico for texas but i do not have any hope of it happening because i remember believing beto would win in 2018. i will believe a blue texas when i see it

can caravana pay for arizona to get an o-line that actually does their job

your football team will be looking the worst they’ve looked all season and then espn says “here’s chatgpt with a studio update” KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the time of the year that i have to read every college sports tweet carefully. preseason cbb talk is in full swing but my brain is still in football season so i have to double take every time. this is a problem because arizona is good at football and men’s basketball :)

oh my god????

i think i should be able to chant fuck the m*rmons whenever i want because of the trauma they gave me but whatever

i really thought we had already had the conversation abt carpooling lol

outside of my own parents, i’ve never been more sure a couple needs to get divorced more than dad shepard and kristin bell

this is reassuring to me, somebody who is just a dumb guy dating a phd student who works what feels like four dozen jobs

need to get wine drunk with her. now i have an answer to the stupid question “who, alive or dead, would you want to have dinner with?”

bear down arizona :) i love this team! i love the fifitas!

as an LA sports hater and a dyke, i’m kinda thriving lately teehee

what is going on with clocks in college football this year?