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Now, I ask you, did Mr Martinez, by some dark and calculating contrivance, contrive to undermine the noble Mr Carrick? Was it mere misfortune, a regrettable clash of circumstance, or does there lurk beneath the surface a most sinister act of betrayal? #CHEMUN
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Chancellor who quit as defence chief over not improving defence spending, forcing starmer to quit and landing him top job as Chancellor, makes no change to defence spending. Recones we might be suitably able to defend ourselves in 2035. #Budget2026
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So you're sticking to the same budget for defence then John? So considerately nieve of you to ignor the obvious threats to our country from Russia. It could be suggested that resigning as defence chief was solely to oust Starmer with the promise of a better job. #Budget2026
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Arise, Sir Harry Kane, and take your seat on that Throne.
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He's the closest thing I had to a god.
Don’t let politicians tell you who your enemies are; meet people, express yourself, and don’t confuse multinational business with genuine global solidarity. P.S. This is a weird clip, and the rest of it has no audio, so I cut it off.
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I forgot what I was going to say. No. No it's gone. Sorry. #CelebrityTraitors
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I dont know who Ethan Klein is
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I'm not getting any likes on hinge. #SmackDown
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Not being funny @Hudsonweather but what was that? Ive had to work extra this week cos someone's off sick and you go and selfishly slam your steel toe capped boot into my weekend testicles proclaiming a party pooping washout is afoot. Have a word with yourself.
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Dear America. What has become of your once great country? Us.
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I rose I did done grown in my back garden y'all
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Thankfully Farage and Badenoch didn’t follow the US and drag us even deeper into this mess. More lives lost and our economy in the mud.
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He’s the greatest, he’s fantastic, Wherever there is danger he’ll be there. He’s the ace, he’s amazing. He’s the fastest, he’s the greatest, he’s the best. Andy Burnham, Andy Burnham, Andy Burnham!
Time to draw a line under a decade of division in our democracy.
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Why is there two girls together? #Strictly
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my man’s got elite posture fam. Man’s standing proper leng. #Strictly
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I get the impression Lacey is mindful of peaking to early. #strictly
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I like Emma's hair and her suit and her. #Strictly
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Rees-Mogg, with customary aplomb, deftly parried the Russian oligarch’s attempts to besmirch the good name of the nation.
'It is rooted in absurd defence of Adolf Hitler!' Simon Marks and James O'Brien dissect the 'childish' questions that Tucker Carlson asked Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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