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Your friend loans you $1,000
You gamble and hit a max win for $250k
How much you giving him back?
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Only three people in the world can travel anywhere legally without a passport:
1. King Charles III 🇬🇧
2. Emperor Naruhito 🇯🇵
3. Empress Masako 🇯🇵
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Nao me surpreende essa forma de comunicação vinda de um ex-KGB
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🚨 Harry Kane: “I'm sure Real Madrid are angry about the red card, but they got many things go their way over the years, so...”.
@welt 🎥
HR: “We noticed you haven’t used any of your vacation days this year.”
Gen Z: “That’s correct.”
HR: “We’d like you to take some time off.”
Gen Z: “Am I being paid during that time?”
HR: “Of course. You have 12 unused vacation days.”
Gen Z: “Can I carry them over to next year?”
HR: “No. Unused days expire at the end of December.”
Gen Z: “Can I cash them out?”
HR: “No. Our policy doesn’t allow that.”
Gen Z: “So if I don’t use them, I lose them?”
HR: “Exactly. That’s why we’re encouraging you to take a break.”
Gen Z: “Understood. I’ll take all 12 days.”
HR: “All at once?”
Gen Z: “Yes. Starting Monday.”
HR: “Absolutely not. We have deadlines to meet.”
Gen Z: “Then I can take six days this month and six next month.”
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sexo na sua cabeça:
• 2 horas
• Ela goza 5 vezes
• Iluminação perfeita
Sexo na vida real:
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Lacy's first Japan stream ended in DISASTER after he accidentally showed a restaurant's QR code, leading viewers to order over 500,000 yen ($3K) worth of food and drinks 😭💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post understates the scale; Lacy said viewers ordered 1.6 million yen total (~$12k bill he paid) via the QR code.
x.com/aceclips_/stat…
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England league rankings:
1. Premier League
2. Championship
3. League one
4. League two
Fleetwood are 18th in league two, they just knocked out Arsenal 😭


























