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Joined January 2025
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Hard to explain Kai Havertz big game G/A
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📲 Dele Alli on Instagram, wearing an Arsenal kit after losing a bet to streamer iShowSpeed. 🫣🔴
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hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !! play it on: player-sorter.github.io/
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Interact for DT on a short noni edit
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Decent but completely blanked on madrid managers unfortunately LONGSHOTS · Match day #3 ⚽ 217 yds — Championship 🟪🟩🟦🟩🟩⬜🟦 longshots.app
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Kiwior goal for porto
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Great finish
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Eze’s been great today
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lipavertz retweeted
#MaduekeBallonDor campaign off to a great start
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Good shit from gyok tbf
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NONIIIIII MY GOAT
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Havertz rest amen
🔵 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🟡 Six changes for our Champions League test 👊

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IM FINALLY BACK
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lipavertz retweeted
Apparently, keeping Bayern quiet just over a week ago means absolutely nothing now because people would rather act like last night’s result will define our entire season. People need drama to get through the day.
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We have 0.5 wingers atm and you lot think arteta is gonna bench dowman for the year 😭😭😭😭
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lipavertz retweeted
"carabao this, fa cup that" Yeah... couldn't care less ✌🏻 nitter.cf/ChampionsLeague/status…
I think its funny when you lot say havertz has singlehandedly knocked us out of cups as if he wasnt also the reason we were 30 mins away from winning the ucl final (a final we wouldnt have been in without him)
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I think its funny when you lot say havertz has singlehandedly knocked us out of cups as if he wasnt also the reason we were 30 mins away from winning the ucl final (a final we wouldnt have been in without him)
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EzeEnthusiast talking about "ghosting when it matters" and "open goal miss" 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
classic kai havertz. CLASSIC. same shit vs newcastle in 24/25, same shit vs united in 24/25, now this. absolute ghost in domestic cups when it matters. arteta won’t say a fucking word about those misses though. his golden boy could miss an open goal and get a pat on the head. standards are in the fucking gutter.
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Nice one berta
Mikel Arteta has just said Noni Madueke has an ankle injury & Riccardo Calafiori + Declan Rice were unavailable for Arsenal at Fleetwood due to issues sustained vs Everton.
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