
old acc @chaevertz got suspended
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Joined January 2025
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hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !!
play it on:
player-sorter.github.io/
Decent but completely blanked on madrid managers unfortunately
LONGSHOTS · Match day #3 ⚽ 217 yds — Championship
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lipavertz retweeted
"carabao this, fa cup that"
Yeah... couldn't care less ✌🏻
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I think its funny when you lot say havertz has singlehandedly knocked us out of cups as if he wasnt also the reason we were 30 mins away from winning the ucl final (a final we wouldnt have been in without him)
lipavertz retweeted
EzeEnthusiast talking about "ghosting when it matters" and "open goal miss"
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classic kai havertz. CLASSIC.
same shit vs newcastle in 24/25, same shit vs united in 24/25, now this. absolute ghost in domestic cups when it matters.
arteta won’t say a fucking word about those misses though. his golden boy could miss an open goal and get a pat on the head. standards are in the fucking gutter.

















