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alis

@lispssb

follow if u like hot ppl idk || 23 || DMs open || it/she || MDNI || priv: @notnormalalis || hrt: 19/11/24 ❤️ || ☝️🤓 girlfie : @muttjuni 🖤🖤

 Western Australia, Australia
Joined August 2022
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alis@lispssbJun 24
just a lonely girl in a big city
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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im tearing at the fuckinf seams
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TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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play falco on unranked I will hMmmmmm hit my vape between stocks I must.
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my friend Josh once said “I’m just joshing you” in normal conversation like it was some sort of catchphrase so we lowkey all killed him with pitchforks and hung his corpse from a telephone pole
ً (@ImAVeteran_) profile pictureً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
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ok that trans girl with heavy eyebags and low self esteem that smokes too much weed may not save u but maybe shes just a good hang and its not her job to manage ur expectations tbh
Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) profile pictureJasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_TransOct 8
The trans woman with eyebags and low self esteem will not save you
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brakence
@brakenceOct 7
Problem Child 10/9
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putting your hand down your pants is top 3 things to do
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trans people in public should never acknowledge the transness of the other in any concrete capacity. you’re supposed to do this and that’s it
Eve ⚢ (@tinglespoon) profile pictureEve ⚢@tinglespoonSep 28
how do you tell a trans woman you see in the wild that you too are a trans woman without making her feel clocky
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the album marroW, out 10/23 before then: -crystallized & death rolL 10/2 -Problem Child 10/9 -bitE & body 10/16 Treason! fresh out the open wound Collect while it’s clean.
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Hacking the system
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this is fmu he’s so relatable
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slowly understanding the game and how to actually improve after 4.5 fucking YEARS of playing
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I’m straight up not getting railed enough
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finally, they nuked sydney
DumpsterTheBeagle (@PooWillRatioYou) profile pictureDumpsterTheBeagle
@PooWillRatioYouSep 24
Anyone care to explain what in the literal fuck is going on ?
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if a girl is hot enough she can force everyone to play smash brothers
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