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Joined March 2021
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Texas Senate approves bills requiring the 10 Commandments in every classroom. The U.S. was founded on the separation of church and state. Every classroom would be required to display these words: ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant.’
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Replying to @netflix
STOP CANCELLING ALL YOUR ANIMATED PROJECTS THEN I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH FIFTEEN SEASONS OF BIG MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
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This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.
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I've seen a few people say the UI themes don't matter because you're playing games 99% of the time anyway, and I gotta disagree. The 3ds and Wii U UI themes evoke such strong feelings of nostalgia that the Switch will never be able to replicate. It lacks any and all personality.
Tbh the biggest disgrace is how the Nintendo Switch is 6 years old today & this is still the themes page I remember seeing this day 1 in 2017 thinking of all the themes we'd get soon. Now we're hearing rumors about a Switch 2 and really gonna go this whole gen with no themes 💀
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This is a horrifically weak and sad mindset. You should be willing (begging, even) to stand in the cold rain for your favorite YouTubers. Unfortunate L Don’t bother coming, you’re banned from the event.
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Chris Hemsworth just called me sexy I’m never going to fail
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Replying to @elonmusk
For you to step down like you said you would
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lizurdwizurd retweeted
So far so good!
twink death is a terrifying thing
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lizurdwizurd retweeted
The devs causally dropping the fact that Sheldon has kids is so funny to me what. He’s literally the Tom Nook of the Splatoon universe.
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So glad Nintendo banned them for this, rare Nintendo W
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Replying to @GrizzcoVP
You know that scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the teacher asks the class how many hundred Wonka bars they've opened, when Charlie's only opened two? That's kinda how it feels seeing 110 eggs as the minimum here when I feel lucky to get 80 in a run.
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People are saying "do not concede" in the same breath as they say "count every legal vote!" Yeah, every legal vote was counted. That's why you have to concede now. You lost.
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I’d rather make my stuff. I’ve also said many times on many different podcasts that I’d never make a @MarvelStudios thing. I’m not good enough to do that stuff. I know this, they know this, and you know this. I simp for them simply because I love what they do. I’m just a fan.
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lizurdwizurd retweeted
you're right. lock them both up
When #Carson groomed a 17 year old he got fuckin nuked. Now that dream did the same thing YOU'RE DEFEINDING HIM? Dream has shown on many occasions to be a horrible person, culminating in HIM grooming a minor. Carson instead has shown that he has truly matured. #dreamisafreak
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lizurdwizurd retweeted
Salmon run is fun
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