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Don't be cringe, Samurai.

The Afterlife
Joined January 2021
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Never let Fortnite players go to a casino
Nothing says equal opportunity more than people finding it within 600 chests while I searched well over 2k
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“I would eat the green goy sludge but they got Captain America’s name wrong”
First look at the new food items for the Burger King and ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ collab: • Doomsday Whopper Extra Crunchy Veg • Doomsday Whooper Flame-Grilled Chicken • Fantastic Fizz • Falcon Fearless Chicken Wings • Cyclops Soft Paneer Burger • Thor Thunder Nuggets • Gambit Boneless Chicken • Magneto Crunchy Chicken Burger • Shuri Vibranium Fries • Loki Molten Cheese Burger
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Welcome back 2008 “How to get the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box”
That wasn't what I was hoping for... 😭
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Please update Payday 2 to put them on separate couches since they’re getting a divorce @PAYDAYGame
Payday’s developers never publicly apologised for adding these two.
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Silverhand retweeted
Today we introduce the Bungie Community Update, bringing updates about our games and studio. For October, Josh Deane joins us to walk through the Destiny 2 unvaulting plan, provide additional context and answers around the process, and speak to where Destiny and Bungie are heading. Hit the jump for more: bung.ie/BCU_Oct26
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You can creatively and repeatedly kill annoying YouTubers for free?! Sign me up!
Season of The Host is here. Get all the details in the full content roadmap and let us know what you’re most excited to jump into. Play The Host featuring Jacksepticeye for FREE until November 25. bit.ly/TheHost_GetNow #TheHost #HITMAN #Agent47
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They’re making cancer play Modern Warfare 4…
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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“Please know that we’re safe” Their boss cheated on his wife and they’re making an announcement like they’ve survived a shooting. Podcast for cattle.
THEY KICKED ETHAN KLEIN OUT OF THE BAND 💀💀💀💀
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The community notes system gets abused a lot, but it would be good to start doing it with ragebait engagement farmers to stop them from earning a single cent from this grift.
Silent Hill Townfall is HORRIBLE! NOTHING in the world even reacts to your swings. It's all just one big non interactive JPEG. Do NOT buy this museum game. YIKES!
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This is how geoff keighley sees Miss piggy
Emma Frost & Miss Piggy the Universe is not ready!!! #Xspoilers
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Silverhand retweeted
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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Playing Wolverine. Fucks hard so far.
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Being a tourist WILL hospitalise you, folks!
Health Update I have a Salmonella infection and possibly a Typhus Should’ve just gone to Japan again lmao
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Sony and PlayStation is so depressingly out of touch with its audience that they’re kicking Hideo Kojima of all people to the curb. Insane to see.
As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.
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kevin feige should have taika waititi imprisoned like tai lung for what he did to gorr
Marvel Rivals has done it again. The switch from 3D to 2D animation is insane 😭
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State of Play is just seasonal disappointment and a waste of time for everyone.
first part of State of Play has ended
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“Gimme a sec babe I need to log into my Robert de Niro Roleplay account and tweet about his daughter”
My daughter and I! I love being your father Gia. ❤️
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Rock Solid is a very interesting lolcow because his takes are always dog shit and now he’s saying God is the only reason he won’t fuck roadkill.
The best logical fallacy to give an atheist when discussing morals is to ask them why it's morally wrong to have intercourse with roadkill It's dead it will not feel anything, nobody will know and there are no victims If you ask a Christian or Buddhist why it's morally wrong, they will tell you it's because the body retains inherent dignity as part of God's creation (or the sacred flow of life), and desecrating it violates divine/natural order, harms your soul/karma, and shows disrespect, even if no one feels it or knows An atheistic worldview of this question taken to its extreme, concludes that intercourse with roadkill is tantamount to masturbation and nothing more
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Something I’m fascinated with these clip bots is the comments. Why are the comments just bots replying to each other? Who sets this up and for what purpose?
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