@loafbreadmann

proud instigator | a cool lil fella | 🏴‍☠️ | EDtwt (erectile dysfunction)

Joined January 2018
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Lowkey estrogen could prolly fix me
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jah@jxhmier
Sep 21
that friend whose lowkey your girlfriend also
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walked up to a waitress to ask about ordering and she took three steps back as i walked towards her
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mono@mono_twt07
Sep 19
Every indie game is a quirky gimmick and every AAA game is focus, M The ps2 era where 7 autistic guys could come together to create a game with clear artistic vision and simple but polished mechanics is long dead and buried
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Yao Ming almost cried when he saw the current state of findom
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🙂 verity ☹️ sadity 😡 cruelty 😵‍💫 plapity
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Re-watching Malcolm in The Middle and there are several jokes about how their two-bedroom house with a backyard is supposed to be this horrible dump that is only affordable to poor people
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mj@mya_janey
Sep 19
bro 😭
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mentioned safe sex on grindr and got blocked
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🏧@obvsnipes
Sep 20
longlivemir@foresthillbaby
Sep 19
conservatives b talking to grok like jarvis
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Add your name@99922110L
Sep 17
Replying to @PentagonXVA
nigga called ice a racist organization im dead i guess the police are too then
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NINE-UP@NINEUP5
Sep 19
One of my favorite TikTok’s
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XIF@TheXIF
Sep 19
Easily the funniest “People you may know” pull I’ve gotten.
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Convinced my hb to talk to the coworker he has a crush on and she reported him to hr
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call me an AI Artist the way i dont paint #CleanAsAWhistle #NoShittingOnHim
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BladeLMAO@Bladeerrader
Sep 18
THIS IS CONCORD!?!? THIS SHIT LOOKS FIRE AS FUCK
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Crazy that Ed Sheeran is getting cancelled when all he did was stay neutral. Charlie Kirk was a far bigger supporter of Israel and literally nothing happened to him that I’m aware of
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im so deadass
alice 🩶@_petalite
Sep 16
dude my entire feed is feet what have i done
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When my wife catches me having sex with the family dog @FBIDirectorKash
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Kn1ghtNight🏴‍☠️ #1 CORIN WICKES FAN@Kn1ghtNightAlt
Sep 16
this is genuinely one of my favorite videos ever
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