Argyle then Fayetteville then San Diego then Dallas
Joined May 2013
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Ppl love captioning their photos with stuff like โsince yall are confused.. we BEEN doing this๐ dont act like im average๐โ and its a picure of them sitting in a car with the door open holding a SoBe LifeWater
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caffeinated hot dogs, CBD gasoline, crab flavored shrimp, a pill that makes you 90 years old for a couple minutes, ovens but they make food cold instead of hot, a grill you can use inside, a wife who canโt divorce you, uhhhhhhhhhhh
Everyone knows itโs Grimaceโs birthday but did you know that heโs turning 83? Heโs not doing well and has been on a ventilator for over two months
If i see that one more guy in the grade above me is touring a distillery with his college buddies im gonna lose it
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getting so tangled in the video store's adults only bead curtain they have to shoot me in the head like a broke leg horse
Been working on a legit theory that the number one and the number two flush buttons on the toilet both do the exact same thing
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Wrote a page of "Mad Men Returns" with 78-year-old Don Draper pitching the Quiznos Spongmonkeys ad.
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I can throw a football through a car wash and itโll come out dry. Why would I need to go to therapy
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Guy whoโs only seen sardines in the wild commenting on a wide-open space: Weโre like sardines out here
