Coffee shop dumps - dude been waiting on me for 5 min - hes executed two jiggles of the door handle - make’n me nervous - #FreezingTheKicker
Don't sleep on the bathrooms on @macys in @pasadena. 8 stalls to choose from. Prestine #WhiteTile. #elevatormusic. #Experience #TheDirtyDena
Totally assumed the old guy before me pees sitting down but when I went into the bRoom the seat was up and not warm. #JokesOnMe. @Starbucks
To the #lady sitting at the table outside the bathroom door. I am so so sorry for what you just heard.
#Apologies #WishMeLuck #Overcome
What up @flySFO just a heads up that stall #2 in the southeast corner of #terminal2 is running a little low on #TP. #LogLogGotYourBack 🕵🏽💪🏻💯
Seeing an old friend is like the first time you ever sat down to Chicken and waffles at 4am, er something. I'm looking at you @24DinerATX
Got 15 minutes to kill? Find a toilet, take a seat, and #fracking relax for once.
Give it time, one of these days, what you want, will come. #Comma #chameleon
@MontageBH the full door on your stalls is on point. Poppa usually doesn't do his business in such a classy joint ;)


