龙应马 retweeted
King Arthur was cursed with a strange disease, and only an old, ugly witch could cure him...
But the witch demanded a young, handsome knight as her husband; Galahad took one for the team and married her.
On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice: she could be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa.
Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance, and she could decide that.
The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most, is freedom over her body. She told Galahad that she would be a beautiful wife all the time for him.
The moral of the story is that no matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.
龙应马 retweeted
Phantom Blade Zero has completely shattered all the "realism" arguments used by western game developers, btw.
There is not 1 person who can look you in the eyes, and tell you this doesn't look like more of a "real woman" than Mags fucking Carter from Gears E-Day.
Nor can they tell you that she's "overdesigned" or "pornified."
