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4th generation MN/SD farmer. Dad, Jack of all trades, master of none #Proverbs22:6-7 Hazard Zet Forward, NFL owner #gopackgo Agent 192

Minnesota/South Dakota, USA
Joined March 2011
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Due to half my guys deciding soybeans are dumb, Bullseye Custom Application of Hendricks MN is looking for #soybean pre and post spraying acres and we have time for small grains as well in southwest mn or east river Sd. Will be finished up with dry fertilizer in a couple days as well for any last minute needs within reason. Will travel for bigger jobs. #plant25 #corn #johndeere On target, on time every time!
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Maybe this will help my liberal family/friends to better understand where I stand. Just to clear the air: I’m an Independent who leans conservative, but that doesn’t mean what a lot of you apparently think it does. Let’s break it down, because I’m tired of being told what I believe and what I stand for. Spoiler: not every conservative is the same, but most of us I know share these same principles: 1. I believe America should never depend on another country for energy, protection, or basic supply and demand. We are strongest when we build, produce, and protect things right here in the USA. 2. I believe America must put itself first. We cannot pour from an empty cup. Our country should prioritize our own people before trying to save the world. 3. I believe only legal citizens have the right to vote. You must have a valid ID to vote. I also believe in a secure election process. 4. I believe no foreign aid should be given until every veteran and every senior citizen is taken care of. 5. I believe immigrants make America stronger — when they come legally. If your first act in this country is breaking the law, or protesting by waving another countries flag in America in protest you are not an upstanding citizen. 6. You can marry who you want. I may agree or disagree with your lifestyle, but your life is not mine to judge, I leave that to God Almighty. 7. I believe men are men and women are women. Surgery or hormones don’t change that. Men should use men’s bathrooms, and women should use women’s bathrooms. 8. I believe schools are for education, not indoctrination. Kids should learn math, history, reading, and science - not political propaganda. They should not be taught they were “born in the wrong body” or pushed into gender delusion. 9. I believe America is in a mental health crisis. Mental health care is real, it matters, and it desperately needs to be addressed. 10. I believe guns aren’t the problem - people are. Gun control only infringes on constitutional rights. But I also believe in common sense: background checks are necessary to keep firearms out of the hands of the mentally ill. I’m a conservative because I believe in faith, family, freedom, and personal responsibility. I don’t want a government that controls every aspect of our lives - I want a government that protects our rights, secures our borders, defends our freedoms, and then gets out of the way. We are strongest when Americans take care of America first, when families are supported, when our veterans are honored, and when our children are given truth, not propaganda. I love this country, and I believe it’s worth fighting for. Copy and Paste If You Feel Like ..I Did !! 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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When I was in Africa, there was a constant, visceral hatred of whites because we had stuff and they didn’t. There was no corresponding curiosity about how that stuff was created, multiplied or maintained. All that mattered was that they wanted the stuff and that it was “unfair” they didn’t have it. This is exactly the mentality that socialism feeds because it is exactly the same instinct, only expressed in fancier language. You could hear it explicitly and repeatedly in the words of the rioters, looters and protesters in France. You can hear it in the words of the illegal immigrants / invaders to the West. It’s the resentful cry of those who believe that stuff falls magically from the sky, and who demand their share of the magic too.
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in MN, it's LEGAL to show up covered head to toe, vote with no ID, then bring in 7 others also covered, to also vote with no ID it's just ILLEGAL to expose it
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"When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals." - Edward Snowden
A Minnesota prosecutor charges conservative influencers James O’Keefe and Cam Higby with felony counts of unlawful voting and identity theft after they misrepresented themselves at polling places using the names of registered voters. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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Here is an English translation of the statement Flávio Bolsonaro just released: I address the Brazilian people and the international community as the true president-elect of Brazil. First of all, I would like to thank President Milei for his courage, sense of justice and respect for the law, and President Trump and the wonderful American people for welcoming me. This is a land of liberty and of brothers who share the same values as the good people of my country. President Trump is a great defender of freedom of expression. On Sunday night, I watched in horror as electoral fraud unfolded before my eyes. The illegitimate and illegal actions of Lula’s former lawyer allowed a mathematical impossibility to become reality, with Lula gaining more than 10 million votes between the first and second rounds. A ruling by the Federal Supreme Court (STF), overriding the jurisdiction of the Superior Electoral Court (TSE), extended voting at the last minute, and the order arrived only after the legal closing time, when the polls had already closed. Voters were subjected to different rules. So far, the TSE has confined itself to defending the extension of voting hours, without providing even a single credible answer. And these procedural violations are not the only problem. Throughout the campaign, there were abuses of political and economic power and use of the state apparatus in support of reelection. These are serious acts, expressly prohibited by law, that justify annulling the election of the Lula–Alckmin ticket. The regime’s response to my challenge came swiftly. As if following a prearranged plan, seven minutes after this repugnant electoral fraud, the judge set the regime’s machinery of political persecution in motion. This judge is implicated in an enormous corruption scandal and directly named in the investigation he used to try to seize my passports. He would very likely be in prison had they not prevented me from taking office. He was legally disqualified from the outset and clearly lacks the impartiality required to initiate any judicial proceedings against me. His mere participation in the proceedings reveals the extent of the arbitrary and unlawful conduct underway. It was not my intention to leave my homeland, but I know exactly where this is heading. This is the classic playbook for a coup d’état. The political persecution that began with my father, former president Jair Bolsonaro, and spread to thousands of other ordinary, patriotic Brazilians and even American citizens has a single objective: to silence anyone who disagrees with the regime operating outside the rule of law that has been established in Brazil through a Supreme Court captured by the Workers’ Party criminal organization. To be clear, there is no arrest warrant against me, because I have committed no crime. What exists is a politically motivated witch hunt intended to make me a hostage and a target of blackmail to protect the corrupt Supreme Court justices from impeachment. Here is the persecution playbook: passport confiscation, an electronic ankle monitor, censorship, house arrest, a sham trial and, finally, a politically motivated conviction. I will not subject my family to this, and my country does not deserve to suffer this international humiliation again. Faced with the political weaponization of Brazil’s justice system, I brought my family to the United States, where we are safe. Once again, I thank President Trump and the American government for welcoming us and giving us the legal protections we no longer have in Brazil. I want to be clear: I did not flee Brazil; I left for Brazil’s sake. I left a regime operating outside the rule of law so I could be the leader my people deserve. Silenced, imprisoned and censored, as my father is, I could not provide that leadership, and we would be left at the mercy of the institutional theater of an emasculated opposition controlled by a Supreme Court full of the regime’s lackeys.
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The year is 1873. Your wife tires easily and reads too much. The doctor prescribes the rest cure: six weeks flat in bed, no books, no visitors, fed on milk, forbidden to sit up without his permission. The man who devised it is the most famous nerve specialist in America, and the women come out of it quieter, which is taken as the cure. The year is 1915. The hospital has a new way of delivering your child. Morphine, then scopolamine, and the mother wakes two days later with a baby she cannot remember having. They call it twilight sleep. The women are strapped into padded cots so they do not hurt themselves while they scream, and the straps are the modern part. The babies arrive blue and slow to breathe. The year is 1945. The truck comes down your street fogging DDT, and the children run behind it in the white cloud because the man on the back says it is harmless. At the beach it is sprayed over the bathers on their towels. It goes on the cattle, over the barn, and across the kitchen table. The year is 1948. Your son has trouble with his ears. The doctor slides a rod tipped with radium up each nostril and holds it there for the best part of ten minutes, and you bring him back three more times. Hundreds of thousands of American children get the same treatment. The cancers arrive in their fifties. The year is 1962. The health visitor tells you breastfeeding is old-fashioned and the formula is scientific. By 1972 fewer than one American baby in four is breastfed at all. The formula is skimmed milk and sugar, with the milk fat taken out and vegetable oil put in. The year is 1971. The family planning clinic fits a small plastic crab called the Dalkon Shield. Its tail is a bundle of fibres that wicks bacteria up into the womb. 2.8 million are fitted in America before it is withdrawn, and the company goes bankrupt under the claims. It had been sold as safe and superior. The year is 1983. The doctor says your arteries are the butter's fault. The dripping tin goes in the bin, the yolks go to the dog, the margarine goes in the fridge, and you have the heart attack anyway, on skimmed milk, having done everything right. The year is 2001. Your 15-year-old is low, and the doctor prescribes Paxil, because the trial in the journal says it is effective and well tolerated in adolescents. The raw data, reanalysed 14 years later, shows more suicidal thinking on the drug than on the sugar pill. The company pays $3 billion to settle. Nobody rings the house. The year is 2009. The government has spent around £500 million stockpiling Tamiflu for the pandemic, on the strength of the manufacturer's trials. When the trials are finally prised loose five years later, the drug shortens flu by about half a day and nothing shows it keeps anyone out of hospital. The stockpile goes out of date in a warehouse. The year is 2026. The doctor has ten minutes and a screen. The number is high, so the tablet is for life. The weight is high, so the injection is for life. The meat is bad for the planet and the oil is good for the heart, and the person in the chair is as certain as everyone who ever sat in it. Every one of those was settled, by a committee, in a journal, with a doubter somewhere being laughed at. The rest cure, the straps, the fog, the rod, the formula, the crab, the margarine, the trial, the stockpile. All of it certain, all of it printed, all of it done to somebody who had asked for help. You were never the one who was wrong. You were the one it was done to, and the only person in the story who did as they were told every single time. The apology comes a generation late, in a footnote, addressed to nobody. The next one is being drafted now.
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with a fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys… lol.
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Clocks go back this weekend, hopefully to 1776 when the average American had some balls.
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! THIS is the video that Minnesota leftist prosecutors charged Cam Higby with a FELONY over He dressed as a Muslim and asked if he could vote with ZERO ID under Minnesota's "vouching" system "Do we need ID?" WORKER: "NOPE!" 🤯 HIGBY: "I have 7 other people who I live with." And the worker says those people can be vouched for to, and "NO ID FOR ANY" This man exposed a corrupt election system and their answer is to criminally charge him, despite NO BALLOTS BEING CAST in this case Minnesota is becoming like a 3rd world nation. Its elections are corrupt and voters need to elect Republicans to make it stop!
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Karl Marx was a J8w. Vladimir Lenin was a J8w. Rosa Luxemburg was a J8w. Leon Trotsky was a J8w. 90% of all Communist theorists are J8ws. COMMUNISM is J8WISH!
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I’m Iranian, born and raised in Iran. I love pork and beer, and I want to make one thing clear: Persians are not Muslim. Persia’s civilization stretches back thousands of years before Islam existed. So, brother, when Iran is free, your first drink in Tehran is on me! PS: The picture below was taken when I was in Iran. In Iran, people only drink alcohol in private because it is illegal in public.
خیلی دلم می‌خواد یه روزی با فرهنگ چندهزارساله ایران آشنا بشم، ولی یه مشکل کوچولو این وسط هست... منِ ونزوئلایی عاشق گوشت خوک و آبجوم، داستان نمیشه برام؟ 🤣 🇻🇪🤝🏻🇮🇷
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Import the third world, become the third world
Downtown Minneapolis just took a MASSIVE hit... The Royal Sonesta, an upscale 360 room hotel, just sold for just $5M - a BRUTAL 93% 'discount' from its $75M purchase price in 2018 That's just ~$14K per room, down from ~$208K just 8 years ago... Here's the interesting part: The location is genuinely prime by downtown Minneapolis standards It's an upscale, 4-star property in the HEART of DT Minneapolis, steps from Nicollet Mall and connected to the city's skyway system It's genuinely WILD seeing hotels like this being sold at 90%+ discounts, even knowing what's driving these sales... What does the future hold for Minneapolis? Stay tuned and follow for more commercial real estate deals trading at massive discounts
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Liberal women are the most entitled, insufferable cunts on the planet.
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Vladimir Putin: "The West is being run by jewish satanic pedophiles. They want to normalize pedophilia." The true enemy is NOT Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea! The Rothschild-Khazarian Mafia is the true enemy of peace….
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There’s a reason we were never taught the horrors of the Bolshevik revolution. If we had been, we would recognize the same thing is happening in our nation right now! The Bolsheviks never left they just changed names.
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The Holodomor was a GENOCIDE committed by Jewish Bolsheviks. If America is a Christian nation, why is the Holocaust shoved down our throats but not the 60 million Christians that died in the Jewish-Bolshevik famines and gulags? The Bolsheviks killed 60 million people and you never once heard about that in school. Why?
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What you're seeing in Europe is a Bolshevik revolution. They're just using the brown people they shipped in to do it this time. Destabilizing White western countries has always been the plan.
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When 50,000 Muslims invaded Romania Vlad the Impaler shoved pikes up their asses and decorated his roads with them Just an interesting history lesson in case y'all weren't aware
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