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I'm against capital punishment except when it comes to Dan Schneider. I think they should air his execution live on Nickelodeon 🧡
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born too late to remember Princess Diana, born too early to grow up in a post-monarchy world, born at exactly the right time to start baseless internet rumours that the Princess of Wales has spent the last three months playing an incredibly long game of Dungeons and Dragons
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Obsessed with this guy who thinks he invented hanging out
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live together, but it's easy to miss out on "quality time".
What do you think?
Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your partner?
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the european mind cannot comprehend this is how americans determine when their seasonal depression will be over
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the human and i. are at a big party. with the whole family. and i was asked not to bring up. any controversial topics. such as:
• pills wrapped in cheese
• sticks in the household
• ears going inside out
• escalators
• whether i can get on that couch
