Your bf is a werewolf. Yes, those that turn into big furry monsters during full moon 🐺
But before sleeping w his lover, he has to follow a tradition: fuck the hairiest man in the family first (his dad)
Let’s just say they’re now expecting some puppies🫣
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“ M-Mmh hey, what’s with that look on your face?”
Seems like Ace has woken up from his slumber, but that’s not the only thing that’s not awake~
Thank you so much @_elgaelNSFW for bringing him to life~ ( Please check him out he’s so underrated ! ! )
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A certain hunky hypnotherapist is rearranging his books in some comfy plaid. :3
#PlaidMonth #PlaidMonth2026
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Es muy malo que el Amo se lleve trabajo a casa, afortunadamente tiene mascotas y objetos que le hacen la jornada extra más llevadera y hasta placentera
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🐴: Team Rocket finally taking their job seriously? ❤️🔥
𖣠 In a desperate attempt to raise funds for their potential missions of theft, kidnapping Pokemon, and also to obtain better equipment, they kidnapped a brat! She will be a sperm receptacle for whoever can pay for it... 𖣠
Your bully gave your boyfriend 2 choices.
1. Become the condom wrapped around his BBC once and get thrown into the trash afterward (no changing back)
2. Stop your bullying
The choice was obvious, right..? However, this video you received was the outcome:
How your DIRTY PIG UNEMPLOYED HOMOPHOBIC dad sleeps after an entire night of BED-BREAKING SWEATY sex with your husband (he was drunk and mistakened your husband’s bubble butt as your mom’s, but husband is now your stepmom so that’s okay):
You: Why did you decide to become a therapist specialized in treating YOUNG ADULT MEN with severe AUTISM and mental RETARDATION? Such a weird career path babe!
Your middle-aged husband: Haha… they’re very “special” patients.
Average patients he handles:
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"Why my college son hard to call?"
Well you dont know your hot athletic son busy become his nerd dorm friend "lab rats" ; they tied his hand and put milking machine on his dick for 24/7 to see how long stamina of stud men like his. #bondage #milking #Straighttogay #cum #stud
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"Why my son look very weird when zoom meet with me, well he maybe stress for test tomorrow"
What u dont know is ur stud son forced sit and "trained" for 24/7 by his nerds dorm mate. Even he still in "trained" when in zoom class. #straighttogay #hung #ruinedorgasm #kink

















