I dunno, but this always cheers me up https://nitter.cf/t.co/oluqDX7Mrw

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Expect things will be very different once Canada is European (Ass).
BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region.
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Sick and ignorant workforces are famously incredibly productive
Sadly, if you pretend that teachers and nurses 'create wealth' then you end up with little wealth and fewer of either.
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With the threat from Russia rising in the real world, a new series from Sky brings together former ministers and military chiefs to test what might happen if the UK faced an attack. Watch the new TV Show 'Wargame' on Sky and NOW from 21 September
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Every so often I see a wildly out of pocket tweet from some weirdo I've never heard of, and when I try and figure out what their deal is the answer is always just 'transphobe'
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these things probably improve the air quality in the stations as well as making them safer.
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This woman regularly says things that even Nazis might baulk at, yet she’s an almost constant presence on the BBC. Deranged and dripping in racial hatred…
🚨 BREAKING: Melanie Phillips: "There is no such thing as Palestine or the Palestinian people." "Jews are the only people who have any right to any part of this land... They are the only people who have the right to everything."
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lets rope in as many people as possible. make it look like a national effort. real shame we cant manage this enthusiasm for climate action.
🚨A group of motor industry manufacturers has written to Andy Burnham and his chancellor to ask for help to switch from supplying parts for cars to making kit for the defence sector. It comes as orders for vehicles made in the UK fall, while the demand for weapons rises. The companies warned that if the government fails to step in, tens of thousands of manufacturing jobs that are vital for the economy - in peace or wartime - could be lost. This would impact the country's ability to ramp up weapons production just as ministers are warning of the possibility of conflict with Russia. David Roberts, chairman of the Coventry-based manufacturing group Evtec and lead author of the letter, told Sky News' Defence Insider app: "History has taught us one thing, that it's factories that win wars, not necessarily the RAF." news.sky.com/story/motor-ind…
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My most right wing opinion is automatic jail term for littering.
There is an emergency shelter on top of Ben Nevis, invaluable for injured or exhausted walkers to get out of the weather. This is how it looked yesterday. Beer cans, abandoned rucksack, cigarette packets, mouldy food… I despair sometimes.
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Political Economy regards the proletarian ... like a horse, he must receive enough to enable him to work. It does not consider him, during the time when he is not working, as a human being.
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Replying to @OwenWntr
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that ginger twat had the nerve to say both sides are suffering
One of the most horrifying and brutal scenes ever captured on camera in modern history. Israeli soldiers opened fire on thousands of starving Palestinians in Gaza as they ran in desperation trying to get a piece of food during the war on Gaza. A moment the world must never forget.
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I am not religious at all, but I like the reply here very much all the same
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hey rahm last month you were begging to come on the stream, last week you said you'd kill me with a 2x4. come on the broadcast and lets have this tough convo. perhaps you can address your laquan mcdonald coverup while we're at it.
Now that he won’t stop talking, the folks who told us Hasan Piker is a serious voice who should be listened to ought to let us know which of these positions we’re supposed to take seriously: 1. That “pound for pound,” America is worse than al-Qaeda - a ridiculous statement on a normal day, but particularly vile the same week we’re reflecting on the loss of 3,000 Americans on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. 2. That Communist China’s repressive regime is the “model” for America. 3. That Mao was “a great man of history” while the collapse of the Soviet Union was "one of the greatest catastrophes of the 20th century." The great thing about America is that everyone is entitled to their opinions and free to express them, however dumb or immoral. That includes ‘Comrade’ Piker. The rest of us are just as free - obligated even - to call out this vile, hateful speech that only divides America. axios.com/2026/09/17/hasan-p…
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Again, I would just choose to remain silent here and retain some dignity.
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Remember when she filibusters the council meeting on divestment. Look at where the council have their money nitter.cf/comrade_kumar_/status/…
Delighted to be joined by Chancellor @JohnHealey_MP this morning for an early start speaking to parents.
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BBC should do a vassal Watchdog where the Empire’s regional administrators can meekly grumble that they aren’t getting value for tithe.
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Less than 90 people showed up for a rally with JD Vance in Iowa today. 📷: Reuters
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Fucking mental hahahaha they’ve caused this mess and want us to clean it up for them🤣 get fucked
🚨 BREAKING: Hegseth: "Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Get on a boat. This is their fight, not ours." The US closed the strait, which was open before the war. So is it Europe's fight now?
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His family famously lobotomized and locked away Rosemary Kennedy for having special needs.
RFK Jr.: I never saw anybody with full-blown autism so it made no sense to me that we're suddenly just noticing it
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