she/her

Michigan
Joined October 2013
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im gonna kill myself infront of ryan murphy
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Cool guying my cat until he behaves
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Saw 2 millennials w beanies barely hanging off the tops of their heads nature is fucking healing someone play imagine dragons
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Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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when you have a friend
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marlowe retweeted
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white people be like whats your favorite epic rap battle
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New guy at work picked a bad day to start bc he’s getting body slammed thru his cubicle once I’m done w my 4th listen of the new new world man track
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Using the stove to light a cig
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I step one foot in the 810 and I feel the white trash enter my body
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carly rae jepsen is so next level.
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Smoking that shit that made Dula Peep
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Yo girl is that pussy hyperactive
Autism is really the only type of neurodivergence hit with this level of sexual exclusion. ADHD teens get 2x more sexual partners and debut two years earlier, and Cluster B personality disorders pull 3.5x more.
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marlowe retweeted
when ur gum loses flavor so ur lowkey chewing straight up horse pussy
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I like going to the dermatologist bc I like paying human dollars to be called an ugly pig and then stabbed in the face multiple times
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New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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marlowe retweeted
Let me consult my council of enablers about this
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