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alex

@ltfcat

luton and ace attorney fan (i should just pick a struggle) (i also support the knicks but that’s not a struggle anymore)

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Joined December 2021
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You may hate me but you simply fail to consider that I’m at the back of the back of the club, bass go barumpumbum, bass gonna do what the bass always does, chew on my waist like bubblegum, hit hit pop it right, sugar water cyanide, let the taste slip inside, holdin on for my life
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He truly is the worst
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its the same fucking game
mika 🍓 ( ^ω^) (@__twinkbreaker) profile picturemika 🍓 ( ^ω^)@__twinkbreakerFeb 6
cyberpunk 2077 is a Fallout4Like do you understand
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Didn’t we start last week in 10th or something?
Sky Bet League One (@SkyBetLeagueOne) profile pictureSky Bet League One
@SkyBetLeagueOne17h
The #SkyBetLeagueOne table after tonight’s results 📈 #EFL
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the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs. the UK government:
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I take a look inside and to my surprise it’s outright just G
Peter the porphyrion (@Cermitdoes97622) profile picturePeter the porphyrion
@Cermitdoes9762219h
This movie fucking sucks dude you’re trying to tell me that abomination is a resident evil monster?
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㏈@dolcebutchNov 2
"banning porn leads to a censorship slippery slope" and "the porn industry is predatory and generally horrible to its actors" are two statements that can coexist
raine ୨ৎ (@raine_lantern) profile pictureraine ୨ৎ@raine_lanternNov 2
the porn industry, famously safe and consensual
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Say it quietly I think tonight was your top two when May rolls around
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Wowowowow a lot of respect being shown from their fans
Huddersfield Town (@htafc) profile pictureHuddersfield Town
@htafc17h
It ends level in Huddersfield 🤝 #htafc | @sbk
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I didn’t expect much from tonight so I’ve just had it on my phone while I play Res Evil 2 Got a bit excited when we scored, fired a shot and got fucked up by a Licker Up the Town
Luton Town FC (@LutonTown) profile pictureLuton Town FC
@LutonTown19h
CLICKER PUTS US IN FRONT! 👊
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Twitter leftists are so funny what do you mean Movember is sexist? We JUST had Breast Cancer awareness month (which isn’t actually a women’s only issue although only negligibly so)
مودة (@mawaddaa) profile pictureمودة@mawaddaaNov 3
this is where you lose me cutie pie idgaf
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Country’s going to pot and this is what our MPs are spending their days arguing about on Twitter Fold the government, abolish the nation, we’re honestly so finished
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"They just created a million Charlie Kirks"
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessOct 31
"Basic human empathy" starter pack:
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This image exists in the real world and is easily editable as has been done millions of times but people are so fucking lazy to get on photoshop that they’ll make AI slop of it It’s so shit
G R A H A M (@___GJS___) profile pictureG R A H A M@___GJS___Nov 1
Use it @LutonTown #LTFC
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UNN (@UnityNewsNet) profile pictureUNN
@UnityNewsNetOct 31
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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phase one was pinkpantheress. phase two is americans discovering girls aloud. the british 2000s cultural renaissance is all going according to plan.
wor$t boy in penn$ylvania🌪️ (@plasticmattyy) profile picturewor$t boy in penn$ylvania🌪️@plasticmattyyOct 31
i’m obsessed with the ginger one she does NOT have a clue what’s going on
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No one played it in first person, you psycho.
Game Base (@GameBaseDaily) profile pictureGame Base
@GameBaseDailyOct 31
On this day in 2005, Star Wars: Battlefront II launched
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SNL US nervously squeezing out one joke they can barely commit to meanwhile SNL UK is like this on a regular basis
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Assal Rad (@AssalRad) profile pictureAssal Rad
@AssalRadNov 1
SNL calls out Israel’s genocide: “A record number of people voted in Israel’s election, which is great to see. Regardless if you’re on the right side, the left side, or the geno-cide.”
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Elliot Page dressed up as Neo from 'THE MATRIX' for Halloween.
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This grunge-themed wrestler is named Steven Flowe the old fashioned way
Punt Road (@punt_rd) profile picturePunt Road
@punt_rdOct 31
There’s a grunge-themed wrestler named Steven Flowe whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam… except all the lyrics are just his name. And as commitment to the aesthetic? Double flannel. Living every ’90s kid’s dream 🤘
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